DisDads go to the movies.

" Hate to break it to you friend, but uh...you're balloon's gettin' ready to pop. And that balloon is full of your own butt toots"

I laugh every time I hear this one!

The Campaign! Spoken by Zach Galifianakis to Will Ferrell. Great movie, lots of good lines.

-Rob
 
“Well… nobody’s perfect.” But you are most certainly correct sir. :thumbsup2 You’re up.

Thanks!

Here goes!

Speaker A: Would you mind telling me then what those four years of college were for? What was the point of all that hard work?
Speaker B: You got me.
 
"You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus."
 
"Hey, psycho - we're not gonna discuss this, OK, it's over. Please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up."
 
Another letter from that school goes to that kid's house, in the ----ing oven you're gonna go, head first
 

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