Canadian Buffoon's Disney With a Teen Vacation - 08/13 - The Wrap

[queenbetsey]

Hey stranger!



What she said...



I do believe it was you
who said you couldn't go.

 

[pkondz]

I do believe it was you
who said you couldn't go.

Well... sure....
But things change.
And "we" aren't going.
And certainly not for long.

 

[pkondz]

Contest!

Well.... not yet, but...
Here's a little bonus for my
most loyal readers.

There will be a contest
(of course there will,
it's the only way I can get readers.
Yeah, I know. I suck.)

I got the idea from Alison. (@franandaj )

What will I call the new TR?
Just a glance at my ticker
will show you there's a trend.
Other than the first TR,
and the Niagara Falls trip,
they've all been Canadian Buffoon adventures.
And as far as I know,
the new one will be too.

I think I know what I'm going to call it, but...

What do you think it should be called?
Canadian Buffoon's _______ Vacation?
Fill in the blank?
Or something completely different?

Everyone who provides
at least one title suggestion
will receive a point in the
upcoming contest.

The best suggestion
(In the judges' opinion.
Yes... plural. I'll enlist the family.)
wins five points.

If I use it...
Ten points.
A distinct advantage.

Go. Fly my pretties.

 

[Steppesister]

Canadian Buffoon's Food and Wine Adventure

No, edited to Vacation, not Adventure. Except Adventure might be more apt.

 

[SnowWhiteOz]

I've been away too long and missed all the running amok and all the long hours talk (I have never felt sorrier for anyone's schedule in my life - you win the worst job hours award for sure).

But I will try and get my points so here we go:

Canadian Buffoon's Monumental Vacation.

Why? Let's look at the definition and see:

[mon-yuh-men-tl] /ˌmɒn yəˈmɛn tl/
Adjective
1. resembling a monument; massive or imposing. - clearly this is describing you @pkondz
2. exceptionally great, as in quantity, quality, extent, or degree: a monumental work. - all your TRs fit this description
3. of historical or enduring significance: a monumental victory. - I'm sure this trip will be one for the ages
4. Fine Arts. having the quality of being larger than life; of heroic scale. - again, you in a nutshell
5. of or relating to a monument or monuments. - You spend lots of time in World Showcase and it is full of them
6. serving as a monument - in case anything happens to you your TR will act as this.

 

[MAGICFOR2]

Canadian Bafoon takes a real nap. Or

Around the World in 3 Days, Canadian Bafoon's Gastronomical Adventure

 

[cinderkelly]

That's more correct.
My job is one of those
where it's easier to just say....
It's complicated

Gotcha. that clears things up. Kinda

What do you think it should be called?
Canadian Buffoon's _______ Vacation?
Fill in the blank?
Or something comple

I think you should stick with a good thing and go with
Canadian Buffoon's So Low Adventure part Deux

 

[Curiouser&curiouser!]

Contest!

Canadian Buffoon's _______ Vacation?

Canadian Buffoon's Daffy & Delicious Disney Vacation

Going for an alliteration thing with the title . . . Tried to work 'Dashing' in there . . . but it just felt too forced for some reason . . .

 

[Mrs T 2009]

Canadian Buffoon's Solo Disney Sleepathon Vacation
OR
Canadian Buffoon's First real sleep, Disney-style

 

[jandlinz]

Canadian Buffoon's No Time Like the Present Vacation
Or
Canadian Buffoon's No Time Like the Present, Last Minute Vacation!
Hope you have a terrific time!

 

[DonnaBeeGood]

.

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Problem. It's Labour Day. Stores are closed.

Dang it!

Wait, you don't have a secret cache of icing in the house? I know my wife does.

I've seen that movie... oh, at least twice.
But for the life of me, I couldn't remember.

One thirty second video clip later.



That's it exactly!

That's such a versatile quote. I use it (in my mind) all the time.

You saw the name "Titanic"
and thought it sounded catchy?

A Trans-Atlantic cruise on a brand-new ship? Sign me up!

Well, I'm obviously feeling at least a little writey.

Are you normally a lefty?



Ok, I feel like I need to apologize here, even by Dadjoke standards.

There will be a contest
(of course there will,
it's the only way I can get readers.
Yeah, I know. I suck.)

And I suck at contests! We're a good pair.

So, titles...

Canadian Buffoon's East To West Extravaganza
Canadian Buffoon Goes To Epcot Just To Stuff His Face
Canadian Buffoon and the Quest For A Nap
Canadian Buffoon Just Can't Stop Saying "Banff!" (Because "Banff!" Is Fun To Say)
A Canadian Buffoon Walks Into A Bar...(and cries, "Ouch!")
Canadian Buffoon and the German Schnitzel Kiosk

 

[pkondz]

Canadian Buffoon's Food and Wine Adventure

No, edited to Vacation, not Adventure. Except Adventure might be more apt.

Noted. Not bad... not bad...

 

[pkondz]

I've been away too long

Yes. Yes you have. Bad little ozzie, bad!

and missed all the running amok

Yep. But there's still time.

and all the long hours talk (I have never felt sorrier for anyone's schedule in my life - you win the worst job hours award for sure).

Yay me!!!


Wait......

But I will try and get my points so here we go:

Canadian Buffoon's Monumental Vacation.

Hmmm.... explain.

Why? Let's look at the definition and see:

[mon-yuh-men-tl] /ˌmɒn yəˈmɛn tl/
Adjective
1. resembling a monument; massive or imposing. - clearly this is describing you @pkondz

Gee, I didn't think I was that fat.
Guess I really gotta think about
getting some exercise.

But, if you say so.



Kinda mean, though.

2. exceptionally great, as in quantity, quality, extent, or degree: a monumental work. - all your TRs fit this description

3. of historical or enduring significance: a monumental victory. - I'm sure this trip will be one for the ages

I dunno... it may be too short to meet the criteria.

4. Fine Arts. having the quality of being larger than life; of heroic scale. - again, you in a nutshell

Again,

5. of or relating to a monument or monuments. - You spend lots of time in World Showcase and it is full of them

Makes sense.

6. serving as a monument - in case anything happens to you your TR will act as this.

Do I need a lawyer to sign off
on my last post and testament?

 

[pkondz]

Canadian Bafoon takes a real nap. Or

Around the World in 3 Days, Canadian Bafoon's Gastronomical Adventure

Noted. Like the 2nd one.

 

[pkondz]

Gotcha. that clears things up. Kinda

Glad I could help!

Seriously though, I know some
of my co-workers just tell people
they're Air Traffic Controllers.

It's just wayyy easier to explain.

I think you should stick with a good thing and go with
Canadian Buffoon's So Low Adventure part Deux

Noted and pretty good.

Canadian Buffoon's Daffy & Delicious Disney Vacation

Noted and interesting.

Going for an alliteration thing with the title . . . Tried to work 'Dashing' in there . . . but it just felt too forced for some reason . . .

Yeah... no way I'd do that anyway.
How conceited would people think I am?


Don't answer that.

Canadian Buffoon's Solo Disney Sleepathon Vacation
OR
Canadian Buffoon's First real sleep, Disney-style

Noted. However...
Ain't got no time for sleep! It's Disney!!!

Canadian Buffoon's No Time Like the Present Vacation
Or
Canadian Buffoon's No Time Like the Present, Last Minute Vacation!

Noted. And interesting... and timely!

Hope you have a terrific time!

Thanks!

 

[pkondz]

Yes, yes, you should ALL come to Edmonton!

Well, some of us are...

Good plan! As long as you stick to it, of course!

So far, so good!

Looking forward to Canadian Buffoon's Astounding Dismeet Vacation!

Noted and oooh, I like that!
But... what if no one shows up?

 

[pkondz]

Dang it!

Wait, you don't have a secret cache of icing in the house? I know my wife does.

Wait, you have a secret cache of icing
that lasts more than one day?

That's such a versatile quote. I use it (in my mind) all the time.

And I think I'll be doing the same, now.

A Trans-Atlantic cruise on a brand-new ship? Sign me up!

Just a head's up. The ice maker is broken,
but I'm sure we can find something on the way.

Are you normally a lefty?



Ok, I feel like I need to apologize here, even by Dadjoke standards.

You're lucky you apologized.
Moderators were this close to banning you.

And I suck at contests! We're a good pair.

Canadian Buffoon's East To West Extravaganza
Canadian Buffoon Goes To Epcot Just To Stuff His Face
Canadian Buffoon and the Quest For A Nap
Canadian Buffoon Just Can't Stop Saying "Banff!" (Because "Banff!" Is Fun To Say)
A Canadian Buffoon Walks Into A Bar...(and cries, "Ouch!")
Canadian Buffoon and the German Schnitzel Kiosk

Noted!

 

[pkondz]

There's something I wanted to say...
hmmm..... what was it?


hmmm.....




oh. right. nothing really important.
just this:


ONE WEEK TO GO!!

 

[franandaj]

At first I thought of Canadian Buffoon's Bodacious Vacation, but wasn't sure how much of a Bill and Ted fan you were.

So instead I'll go with Canadian Buffoon's Mad Dash Vacation.

True story: A couple years ago Pillsbury (or some other company) came out with Cinnamon Bun cake mix and icing. It was a limited edition flavor and we liked it so much we bought out the store, like 10 boxes of mix and the equivalent in frosting. Earlier this year I went into the pantry looking for something. There was only one can of frosting.

I hid it.