pkondz
Brace yourself for immediate disintegration
- Joined
- Mar 9, 2007
That's how it works! The way I heard it expressed was that inspiration strikes while you're in the process of creating, not before.
well, it didn't work for me!
Did you read that drivel?
Good practice for the DC Beltway, then.
So you were wishing you had brought your Harley?
Actually.
I really, really was.
But... two large suitcases
put that one to rest.
I am considering renting
a bike for next time, though!
Is it legal for the people in cars to suddenly open their doors?
Hey!
And do they wear it on their rucks?
Where exactly is that, Mark?
Of course! See that homeless guy over there? That's Pauly Shore!
We all have the same reaction when we're used to the Florida park.
It's right there. Right. There
Don't worry. They still apparently let @afwdwfan into the Florida parks.
He's the exception.
Not the rule.
I expect they took pity on his kids,
as opposed to him.
Very few rides are worth that!
I can think of two.
I remember trying hard to experience things at DL that were new or different from what was in Florida...but still didn't really go out of my way for this one.
I won't do it again.
What does that tell you?
If she were Canadian, she would have at least politely apologized while she elbowed people in the head.
Until you crop-dusted them. That swung the opinion polls.
It always does.
Odd.
Yeah...I'm kinda getting that.
But close! Sooooo close.
Just plain dirty. Cruel and unusual punishment, if you ask me.
Kids.
They fight dirty.
Yeah! Take that!
Yeah! <High five!>
Why do I still feel like we lost?
Well, duh. Who doesn't?
Well, if I was given a free
ticket to Disney...
But told I couldn't go
on any rides.
I'd be okay with that.
So much more than rides.
Of course I do. It's right there.
Glad you remembered to look for that. I'm glad my wife remembered to take a photo, too.
I almost forgot.
But as soon as I started back
towards city hall, I remembered.
Wow, she's starting her fairy godmother work early.
Happens in every nature movie I watch with crocodiles. So cliche at this point.
I actually considered not
posting that photo.
That's my favorite one.
A whole ride dedicated to Dad jokes. What's not to like?
Exactly!
Indiana Jones...
Ummm.... what am I missing here?
(Don't make me go back
and re-read your TR.
That's just mean.)
Yep, that's how I saw it too.
Well, of course.
I never lie.
Fried dough and sugar is a pretty simple pleasure.
Yup. But nothing that I need
to stand in line for.
Just pure ride experience--Expedition Everest.
Good choice.
When you take into account memories and nostalgia and general Disney-ness, Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.
Ahhhh... yep.
Absolutely. I didn't know that was there!
I didn't either.
I think Alison pointed it out.
Glad she did!
That's awfully forward!
I was shocked. Shocked!!
How much time do you spend planning these?
Great! I'll wait by the mailbox for the invitation.
Good! Just stay there.
It should be there any second.
I'd go back.
I am!
It's on the list.
I'll put it in inviso-text:
Of course, there's no need to worry about the metric system with chicken.
Except for the giant
meter long ones.
Buncha weirdos.
What is wrong with them???
Me too. Something about stepping onto a submarine.
Fun fact: every movie about a submarine is inherently awesome.
and...
Mind you, Hunt for Red October
is to date the only movie
I've ever had to leave to
go to the bathroom.
All that water.
Whoa, he put her head right in his armpit! Ew....
Never even thought of that!
Is it a day that ends in Y? Time for a Dole Whip Float.
And the best time?
When the minute hand points.
At anything. Doesn't matter.
Maybe the best thing about the California parks! Best argument for a park hopper ever.
You just... stroll over!
She knows what she's doing.
She was a Godsend.
Agreed. They really knocked it out of the park with Cars Land.
I thought HPL was amazing.
But this!
Thanks to the child swap, my kids got four rides in one day there. Not a bad deal if you can get it.
Not bad by half!
What about parent meltdowns? Not that I'd know anything about that.
Nah. One statistic at a time.
Oh, I don't know. I'd probably lean in that direction as well.
I've seen you eat.
I believe you.
More likely she just noticed you there. "Oh, it's pkondz. I should probably throw this drink at him."
Well.... true.
I can't argue with that.
D'oh! She'll probably throw a drink at you next time she sees you for that.
Hah! I'm prepared.
Gonna wear a poncho.
Yep. Or not sit, and stand packed like sardines while trying to see through people with their kids on their shoulders and take it all in.
There's that magic again.
Oh, yes.
Absolutely, yes.
1,000% yes.
Now I know there will be exploding helicopters.
Pretty much has to be, no?
And got your PM, too.