Sarcasm or reality? Either way sorry if this is something you long for.
Although I agree with you in theory, and don't know what generation you are in, its a very different world today than when I was in my 20s.
More so for men IMO.
I would not be getting married in todays environment, at least not in the US.
Lots of men in their early 20s feel this way in my experience.
Even today you are basically making an agreement to give up half of what you own if it does not work out.
Even if you are broke a big wedding is expected, and a big ring. (lets not even get into the scam of the diamond business)
Social media has made all of this worse IMO.
So many folks I know got married and divorced within fives years and more often than not the male got the short end of the stick.
(Can't comment on the OPs reasons - but they did themselves - just adding what I know from the people I know in this situation)
Anyway - to the point of the topic - I would not do bungee jumping - I don't trust the equipment or most of the people involved. BTW - I have jumped out of airplanes 9 times.