I wish Dr. Stephens would worry less about the riders' parasites and more about the bugs in the ride system.
Here are a few ways you also could've spent that 5-hour wait time:
-Fly from Orlando to LA to visit
Disneyland
-Sit through Carousel of Progress 14 times in a row
-Drive to Daytona Beach, hang out on the beach a few hours, drive back
-Sit through every show at AK (RoL, Flights of Wonder, Lion King, and Nemo) and then do it again
-Cycle through and ride Dinosaur approximately 60 times
-Sit at Dawa Bar, catch all seven shows by the Harambe drummers, then leisurely stroll the nature trails before taking a ride on Kilimanjaro Safari
-Watch the actual Avatar movie -
twice
Love the ride and will wait for it longer than most others, but some of the posted wait times are too much for me. I tap out at about 75 minutes for FoP.