Im actually a marketing manager from Branson, Missouri using the Internet to spread lies about Disney so that The True Fans will turn their cult-like, unquestioning devotion away and make The Andy Williams Theater the focal point of their lives. If these people continually open their wallets and pour their hard-earned money into Eisners hands without any thought about quality well, I just get me part of that easy action.
My job wont be complete until thedscoop posts that The Moon River Café has the bestest darn chicken-fried steak in the country.