Make up a lie about yourself

[Buckeye218]

I am a Nigerian businessman and I just have need of your bank account and number of routing to pay you expressly $13 million US dollars convenience fee if you'll only assist me with an international banking transaction that I am unable to process without your grateful cooperation!

 

[DisneyHardin]

I’m 5ft 8 and weigh 150 pounds.

 

[kimmar067]

I'm the smartest one on this thread.....and cutest....AND most popular.

 

[kimmar067]

I'm skinny, introverted and submissive

....and 29?

 

[Grumpy's Gal]

I am 100% ready for Christmas. My packages were all mailed by Dec 1 and I carefully hand addressed each and every card, included a perfect picture, and hand wrote a lovely letter. My decorations are all up and every bit of baking is complete. I feel like Martha Stewart! And all of the groceries we will need for the holiday are bought and put away! The presents are wrapped beautifully and the stockings are filled. All of the clothes I need thru the end of the month are ironed and ready to go. The house is spotless! Yep, I'm 100% prepared!

 

[Belleofthehouse]

I never holler or curse.

 

[leebee]

I work out regularly.

 

[FlightlessDuck]

John Green once licked my cat.

 

[scrapquitler]

I am a meticulous housekeeper.

 

[kaytieeldr]

I drive a Maserati, I'm a black belt in Karate, I love a good glass of wine. I live in San Diego, I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in Cosmo, I'm single and I'm rich.

 

[cedricandsophie]

I love to cook.

 

[cleverclovers]

My life is nothing but sunshine and roses.

 

[DisneyOma]

I can cook.

 

[scdak]

I weigh 120 lbs

 

[Grumpy's Gal]

I LOVE every member of my DH's family and there is NO ONE I'd rather spend my Christmas with! I'm looking forward to it - I actually cannot wait!!

( I really could write more but maybe I better just stop there!)

 

[disneychrista]

I am in a happy relationship.

 

[Grumpy's Gal]

I am in a happy relationship.

 

[Mirielle]

I'm the smart one in my marriage.

 

[jevs]

I haven’t been procrastinating this weekend.

 

[kimmar067]

....I have half a million posts on the DIS.