Strange dream

[Neapolitan Ice Cream]

Just came back to me. Here in the UK we have a show called "Master Chef". The name speaks for itself! Basically, I was in the finals and feeling confident. The judges walk in, say "Let's cook!" and I realise - I have no idea how to cook! So I get a load of Maltesers and dunk them in molten chocolate and hope for the best. All the other contestants are beavering away!

The strangest thing? I didn't come last!