I want to post a link but it is Grphic Gorey and well MILD explict lyrics. Anyway I still need more ppl to be in. I have the track all ready for recording. now back to my lyrics. EDIT! Here is what i have so far, sorry if it offends anyone
Old Yavn was hopping around
VMK like a big playground
When suddenly milkabum burst from the shade
And hit him with a grenade
Yavn got mad and began to attack
But didnt expect to be blocked by drac
Who proceeded to open up a can of drac Fu
When Jack Sparrow came out of the blue
And he started beating up all the thinks he feel
Then they both got flattened by the Weirdapplepeel
But before it could make it back to the rave
Some banned ppl popped out of his grave
And took an monkey out from under his hat
And blew yavn away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of monkeys and he ran away
Because Host_Hula came to save the day
[Chorus]
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and Bans as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Yavn took a bite out of dirtandgrime
Like Staff only stuff took a bite out of crime
And then came back covered in a tire track
But milycan jumped out and landed on his back
And Yavn was injured, and trying to get steady
When Host_Hula came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
IndyJonesfan took him out with his whip
Then he saw VMK_Blue sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his bat pin which he just couldnt find
cause scamers stole it and he reported and he missed
And Chanteam deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
While JungleMonkey tried to pole vault
Onto Chaelle , but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a staffs cold Stare, oooh
[Chorus]
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and bans as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate
QA sang out in immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the face of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Yavn changed back into MasterPane
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Yavns credit and brought tears to eyes
Then Neo-Ninja Grey and Neo-ninja White and
Monty Python and the Holy Grails Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of no where actin real snootie
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy BOOTY
It was the biggest battle the world ever saw
With civilians looking on total awe
And the fight raged on for a century
Many accounts were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
BluMonkeyboy in a Crazy Monkey sweater
[Chorus]
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown
This is the Ultimate Showdown
This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny
