pkondz
Brace yourself for immediate disintegration
- Joined
- Mar 9, 2007
Oi. Six pages. Clearly I've not been keeping up.
Clearly not. Hmph!
What do you have to say
for yourself little girl?
Which, I haven't, because my work insists on using Internet Explorer so therefore no pictures on the Dis load. I just get a black box. Makes TRs kinda....not as fun.
Well... okay.
Good excuse.
So I will officially...
you to the TR!
Me!! Only phrase I know in French (other than the one everyone knows)
Can you set it to music?
is Scuz vous comprenez l'anglais.
That'll work!
Or however it is actually written in French, because I've only heard it on the CDs my mom got from the library when she and my dad went to Paris. We all took Spanish in school.
No surprise there.
But up here.
We have two official languages.
And the other one is French.
*Insert Mark's Drooling Homer here*
I may or may not have developed an unhealthy addiction to Coffee Crisp. And the best part? Joe doesn't like it. So I got to eat his too. Contemplating if it's worth buying a case on Amazon because omgoodness those were amazing.
Okay, serious question.
You guys were so good to me
that I am happy to make you this offer...
Would you like me to send you some more?
1. What time do we leave?
Knowing you, early. Let's say 6:12am
2. Do I drive? Fly? Both? Neither?
Fly to Phoenix, drive to LA
3. What one specific question am I
asked by the US border guard?
(Bonus question for my long time readers.)
Why do you look constipated?
Or, in a plot twist, the guard asks you for directions to the bathroom. Because he's constipated.
4. We buy Girl Guide cookies. What kind?
Tagalongs, Thin Mints, Savannah Smiles.
You buy Tagalongs. Because if you bought Thin Mints, I don't know if we can be friends.
5. We go out for dinner of course.
What gets Kay excited?
The décor, the cute waiter, her favourite dish.
Her favorite dish. (I actually started to put the u because I was reading the question. Then I remembered I'm American)
6. What treat do Kay and I have later?
Ice cream. But it's not as good as Sunni Sky's.
7. We go see a movie that night. Which?
I'm gonna say Logan.
8. What is it about the theatre that gets us excited?
D Box seats, reclining seats with foot-rests, reserved seating.
Reclining seats. Does anyone get excited about reserved seating? I have to admit, I'm not really a fan because we're the type of people who that day decide to go see a movie. And with most of the theaters around here converting to the recliners with reserved seating, that means that the only ones that are left are the ones closest to the screen.
Noted.
And...
Like the plot twist.
And if I did buy Thin Mints... why can't we be friends?
I bought you chocolate!