pkondz
Brace yourself for immediate disintegration
- Joined
- Mar 9, 2007
And you gave me 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington DC. Har har.
Nah. We haven't wanted to live there
since we burned it down in 1814.
Plus... um... No political commentary allowed...
hmmm....
There are other reasons why I don't want
to live there right now.
Solid plan. I use that one, too.
You have wisdom! Experience!
Can't risk that!
I can kinda see the resemblance.
I don't know when exactly Canada became Siberia.
Winter.
Every winter.
I'm shocked!
Shocked it was so far from you, anyway. You usually plan those things better.
The adjacent hotel was sold out.
And then he asked you for a tip.
Just kidding. Glad you could find a kind-hearted soul.
I really was pleasantly surprised.
These Harley stores have really weird hours.
Maybe bikers like to sleep in?
I'd forgotten that was out there. Cool attraction!
I feel like that non-refundable part is going to come back to bite you.
Read on, Macduff.
Oh my. 12:15! You are such a slave driver.
I'm a horrible parent.
Taking my kid to two States via
three different airlines
so she can do all the things she wants.
Awful!
Um...why did you sell it to me, then?
And it was from their own website.
Not a third party seller.
This sounds like having a conversation with Drew.
"Do you want waffles or a Pop Tart for breakfast?"
"Um...I want a Pop Tart."
(opens wrapper, toasts Pop Tart)
"NO! I want waffles!"
You feel my pain.
Such a rebel.
Well.... I'm a biker too, ya know.
Technically...
Cool. Looks like it's seen better days, though.
Would you trust your life
to a decommissioned Russian boat???
That looks like it would be painful/fatal. I would never, ever wish injury on anyone.
But if I knew you'd be ok? Absolutely! Comedy gold!
I knew I could count on you.
Neat. I bet that was a busy job.
I believe so.
She was in a Polio hospital.
Met lots of people who lived their lives
in those iron lungs.
O.M.G.
Why yes... it was something like that.
Probably a good call. But I know the temptation was there.
It was a very close thing.
Very.
All 10 of them! I could tell you about any of them, much better than I could Ariana Grande.
Oh....crap. I think I'm old.
Welcome to the club!
Whoozits and Whatsits galore!
I have no idea. But I guarantee Drew could find a way.
I totally believe that. Scotty too, for that matter.
Actually, I can see that. It's not that hard to figure out what each room is. You basically paid for admission.
Yeah. And the tour wasn't that much more.
I think... maybe $30 each?
At least it wasn't $100 each or something.
Nice! Hope it's a great time.
I'm really looking forward to it!
That's just awesome.
Accurate, too!
Well, hey, they warned you. It's on you if you ate there after that.
But we'd already paid admission!
We were virtual captives!
Man, that's worse than the DMV.
Close.
Verrrrry close.
Not at all. I'm with Jim Gaffigan--they move side-to-side, all shifty, like, "Oh, crap--I owe that guy money!"
Did you want to go diving?
Actually... I did think of it.
But... those guys aren't swimming.
They're just standing there.
I might... if it wasn't too much.
But it certainly doesn't compare to Epcot.
I do remember seeing that when it happened.
Yup.
Why I thought of it.
That's it. I want my money back!
Sorry. Didn't mean to krill you with puns there.
At first, I thought you had edited this to be a bunch of Marvin helmets floating around. Then I had to go back and scrutinize it carefully to make sure I could make that comment here.
That would've been funny....
and a ton of work!
Wait. I meant to say this:
it was at her request, actually.
No wonder she was so cranky that day.
Yep.
Poor thing.
No internet for hours!!!
A night of good company!
It really was!
The benefit of having a self-sufficient teenager.
You'll get there.
It'll be a while....
but you'll get there.
So...Coke it is.
I believe the slogan is:
"Coke is it".
but you were close.
She seems to score those quite a bit! She's a pro.
Closing the gap!
Last chance coming up. Big points available.
The way this trip has gone, I have to go with d. Other.
Kay attracts furry creatures like I attract PB&J sandwiches. I'll go with a.
La Brea Tar Pits.
Two hours.
11:30.
Calgary
3-4 hours.
12:30 a.m.
All noted!
I'll get back to you!
Standing by!