I could totally afford this.
.... If I sold my house and all my stuff, never ate, and lived in the woods
Someone on another forum posted this breakdown:
Platinum Membership in Club 33
Platinum Membership requires a $25,000 initiation fee and annual dues of $10,000.
Platinum Membership includes:
- 4 Premier Annual Passes (valid at both Disneyland and Walt Disney World)
- 50 Park Hopper tickets per year for friends and family
- 5 VIP Tours per year
- Ability to reserve meals at Club 33
- Access to 1901 lounge in DCA
- Access to Club 33 Member Services, which makes all reservations/arrangements: hotel, restaurant, VIP Fantasmic! viewing, VIP seating for World of Color, etc.
- Automatic upgrade at all three Disneyland Resort hotels & access to Concierge Lounge
- Free valet parking at Grand Californian
- 6 Instant Fastpasses per visit
- Annual renewal gift
I'd have to sell both my kidneys, but I might be able to swing a year of membership!
Is there any type of Membership besides Platinum? I might be able to afford the Silver or Bronze membership.
The $10,000 a year actually isn't that crazy if you figure Premier Annual Passes are $1,439 each, and park hopper tickets are worth up to $170 each. So right there the annual fee more than pays for itself, plus you get all those other awesome benefits too. It has a feeling of being kind of like a Country Club to me.
They used to have Gold and Silver memberships, but alas they are no longer available. May be worth it for passes if you are looking to sell some of them off, otherwise I can't imagine the average (non-rich) person being that generous to family members/friends.
I know! Lets all pool some money together and purchase a membership, then we can divvy out the passes!
Is there something lower than bronze? Maybe the cooper or tin level?
Or maybe the aluminum foil level for me, you know, where they just slip me some appetizers in a to-go box out the back door?Is there something lower than bronze? Maybe the cooper or tin level?
They used to have Gold and Silver memberships, but alas they are no longer available. May be worth it for passes if you are looking to sell some of them off, otherwise I can't imagine the average (non-rich) person being that generous to family members/friends.
Is there something lower than bronze? Maybe the copper or tin level?
But think of all the money you would save with free valet parking!
cardboard level ... one day a year you and all the other cardboard level members get to press your faces up to the window of the club and gawk awkwardly at all those more successful than you
How does that work?If you lived in your car and used the valet parking, could you boast that you have a rent-free residence?
Go full Fight Club for it.
Allow people who aren't ridiculously wealthy to fight one on one for the memberships and for the amusement for current Platinum members.
No, seriously. I'll fight all of you for this. At once.