A Disney Babe, now that I can do,
But which Princess to be, I haven't a clue,
My hair is neither blonde or black, more brown ( and grey)
and I am not dainty or slim....don't even ask what I weigh,
Unlike Cinderella, I don't wear glass....
Snow White, house work for seven men, I think I'll pass...
Pocohantas is in to camping, I much prefer room service,
Jasmine likes open air flights, I'd be much too nervous,
Meg hangs around with a bad crowd, Panic and Pain...
As Belle, --"She-Wolf and the Beast", its' new name,
Aerial's pals are a bird and a guppy...
Mulan talks to a lizard and has a sibbiling puppy.....
That's it, I give up, I don't know who to be,
But wait....
Instead of a princess-how about the queen of Disney!
All the polka dots I can wear, bows in my hair,
yellow shoes on my feet, won't that be neat?
Every day people line up to see 'what's his name' and ME !!
Thats it. I've decided I am going to be
QUEEN MINNIE !!!!!!!
OK girls, I quess you can say I have now decided on who to be,
now lets hope Eisner doesn't get wind of it!!!