Just wanted to say that while I am normally a pretty good cook, I managed to totally destroy (okay, not forever, but the clean up was pretty awful) a micro in a unit we had this summer (not Disney, don't worry about your maintenance, lol, and I did clean it up) by trying to hard boil eggs in the micro for a salad, and snacks that week. In hindsight it seems like a pretty stupid idea, but at the time it seemed worth the try. Basically, I heard the explosions after the first two went. Then I had to crack the door and wait, two more went before I thought it was safe to open.
So definitely scramble, but don't try to boil!