The perfect quarantine schedule:
4:00 - Wallow in self pity
4:30 - Stare into the abyss
5:00 - Solve world hunger (tell no one)
5:30 - Jazzercise
6:30 - Dinner with me (I can't cancel that again)
7:00 - Wrestle with my self loathing
11:14 AM · Mar 18, 2020·Twitter for iPhone