If Disneyland Attractions Were Edible

[RegionsBeyond]

And yes, this is pretty much totally insane of a question, heh. But Disneyland encourages this kind of thinking somewhat in a few spots: the smells along Main Street, of vanilla and the like, and how Haunted Mansion Holiday hits you with a blast of gingerbread aroma in the banquet hall.

So, how about it, folks? What would your favorite Disneyland resort attractions taste like? What foodstuffs would comprise your best loved adventures, and what might the less-favorable rides taste like?

To give an example, and you can get as outside the box as you want, I daresay Snow White's Scary Adventures would be like having chocolate coated pretzel sticks in the haunted forest, candy skulls, crystal sugar for the diamond mine, and a bit of caramel apple finished up with a sudden "Jolt" of caffeine soda at the end.

What say you, oh epicurean Disney parks fans?

 

[I'm mikey]

haunted mansion = moldy bread
dumbo = nice greasy elephant burger
splash mountain = BBQ rabbit

 

[ChickenCarlos]

the Matterhorn is edible

 

[ChickenCarlos]

and so is "its a small world"

 

[Funball]

If Disneyland was edible. Then the tea cups be filled with choclate..

Fantasy land would be made of cake and the roofs frosting!

 

[skiingfast]

BTMRR tastes like fudge.

 

[RegionsBeyond]

BTMRR tastes like fudge.

I am likely insane, but I pictured Big Thunder as being like, homemade biscuits (they are the right color nearly on top) with beef jerky and chicken strip "animals" and waterfalls of ranch dressing.....

Mmmmm...Big Thunder Mountainlicious.

 

[PinkBudgie]

Soft and chewy candy kids???!!!

My son did eat the Materhorn last trip. He said it was good!

The treasure on POTC would be all different kinds of candy.

 

[DLR29]

Grossest tasting attractions:
-Autopia
-Splash Mountain Water
-Mr. Toad

I feel like Casey Jr. would taste like candy. And the Tiki Room??? Taste like chicken

 

[skiingfast]

Grossest tasting attractions:

I think you forgot small world water. You can see it's so clear I bet it's acidic.

 

[Kayla's Mom]

If Disneyland was edible. Then the tea cups be filled with choclate...

I like your thinking!

Those matterhorn macaroons are SO good! The ones I have had have dark chocolate (or maybe it was milk chocolate) on them though. I haven't seen the white chocolate!

 

[Funball]

mmm matterhorn to be would be a giant hot dog with globs of mayo on it!

the monorail would be a hot dog also, with globs of mayo on it

 

[skiingfast]

I think Space Mountain probably tastes like a milkey way bar.

 

[Susie*Q]

Finding Nemo has an aftertaste of cocktail sauce, tartar sauce and drawn butter.

 

[Funball]

Finding Nemo has an aftertaste of cocktail sauce, tartar sauce and drawn butter.

oh yeah an cold beer to go with it and umm a artichoke dip!

 

[BELLEDOZER]

Nemo is a deep fried seafood platter, with tartar sauce and fries with a clam chowder starter.
Aurora's castle would be a huge wedding cake.

 

[skiingfast]

Critter country tastes like hillbilly bbq.

 

[I'm mikey]

th e matterhornn woold tastlek roky road ise cream with al covr with white choclate ganche wth nuts an a chery on top.

 

[BELLEDOZER]

HMMM...hillbillie bbq...do they taste like chicken, or is it BBQ'd rednecks??

 

[skiingfast]

HMMM...hillbillie bbq...do they taste like chicken, or is it BBQ'd rednecks??

You know squirrel fritter, and roasted rabbit leg.