Not one for the kids to read but.........
The husband had just finished reading a new book titled, "You Can
>>>Be the Man
>>>of Your House!" He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up
>>>to his
>>>wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on,
>>>you need
>>>to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You
>>>will prepare
>>>me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal,
>>>you will
>>>serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going to go
>>>upstairs with
>>>me, and we will have the kind of sex that I want. After that, you
>>>are going
>>>to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel
>>>me dry and
>>>bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then
>>>after that's
>>>done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
>>>
>>>His wife replied, "The fu*king funeral director would be my guess."
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(hubby has once or twice). There is actually mold growing on the rubber bits round the windows
