"Then I don't have to explain why I'm eating a Mickey Bar at nine in the morning"
"I can't bear to see my head explode again...as you continue to sleep at 8:30am"
"Tent camping DOES appeal to me"
"Why YES, I AM going to sit on this bench, eat my Dole Whip, and just watch people be happy for twenty minutes"
"I want to see what happens when I DON'T wait in line for an hour to ride an attraction that doesn't appeal to me"
"I'd like to have a very mild hangover at tomorrow's rope drop"
"I want to take four breaths in a row where I don't have to count all of you"
"I've gleaned all I can from the experience of continually taking inventory of your personal possessions"
"I've run out of NEW ways to convince you to stop nagging your sister"
"I actually WANT to hear the Dapper Dans finish their performance"
"I can't bear to see my head explode again...as you continue to sleep at 8:30am"
"Tent camping DOES appeal to me"
"Why YES, I AM going to sit on this bench, eat my Dole Whip, and just watch people be happy for twenty minutes"
"I want to see what happens when I DON'T wait in line for an hour to ride an attraction that doesn't appeal to me"
"I'd like to have a very mild hangover at tomorrow's rope drop"
"I want to take four breaths in a row where I don't have to count all of you"
"I've gleaned all I can from the experience of continually taking inventory of your personal possessions"
"I've run out of NEW ways to convince you to stop nagging your sister"
"I actually WANT to hear the Dapper Dans finish their performance"
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