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<center><font color=royalblue size=+0><b>PINVINCIBLE! presents</font size><center>...the meal of a lifetime, only possible in the<font color=red> Land Where Every Dream Comes True and Your Every Wish Is Our Command!<font color=royalblue></b>
Lovely ladies all, your VERY PROGRESSIVE meal actually begins the moment you are collected from your location in a fleet of brand new, gleaming "chariots" from Daimler-Chrysler. Four of you to a car, one fabulously lucky rider will find herself the owner of this unique and prestigious vehicle! The winner will be revealed by your totally hunky Chippendale's beefcake driver! (And, no, sorry, but he doesn't come as part of the car package...the law is funny about that sort of thing, LOL!) <p><center><img src=http://members.aol.com/blizzardjk/PT.jpg><p><center><u>NOW...if anyone accuses us of copying anyone elses anything, y'all better realize that handing out PT Cruisers is something only those who are truly "IN"vincible would do, LOL!</u><p>Once you have determined the winner of the car, your hunk will tag it appropriately and park it safely in your very own spot.
Now it's time for you to climb aboard your palace in the sky! After many hours of discussion with the folks at BOEING, we had a brand new 777 converted into a flying wonderland for you to enjoy, enjoy, enjoy!
Slip off your shoes and lie back, cuddled and pampered, in your choice of the cushy Corinthian leather or (for those who so prefer) overstuffed, sink-in to your chin, upholstered reclining sofas, chairs, chaise longues or day beds.
Your ever faithful band of eye-candy, those Chippendale wonders will be on hand to attend to your every need. Relax with your scrumptious selection of fresh strawberry lemonade (and, oh, yes!, those lemons were hand-squeezed with every attention to detail (especially NO seeds!) by your divine dancing dudes! Or have an equally fresh and fabulous frozen lime cooler which...with the twitch of your pinkie...will be instantly converted to a Magical Margarita! <center><img src=http://members.aol.com/blizzardjk/drinks.gif><p>
(As promised, freshly-brewed coffee drinks, ice-cold bottled water and soda as well a a variety of teas are also available.)<p>
What's that wonderful sound you hear from behind the lush velvet curtains on our fully equpped, acoustically perfect sound center? A piano...and only one piano in the world has a sound like that..STEINWAY...but who, who...is that masterful even with such a magnificent instrument? Ladies...your personal rendition of any song your heart so desires...<p><center><img src=http://members.aol.com/blizzardjk/Eltonjohn.jpg><p> As you munch away on your scrumptious appetizers, the freshly picked and immaculately prepared potato skins, oozing with the taste of blended cheese, melted to perfection, firecracker shrimp...ocean fresh and spicey hot along with comfort food favorite, toasted french bread, wonderfully herb seasoned and topped with sprinkles of freshly ground parmesan, Elton finishes the last of your requests and steps away from the piano, gratefully acknowledging your sighs of appreciation for a talent of his caliber.<p><center><font size'+3>PRAT FALL, STAGE RIGHT!<center><img src=http://members.aol.com/blizzardjk/Robinwilliams.jpg>Refills are being served as Robin hits full spin with a monologue which would have you rolling in the aisles if you could (seat belts you know, safety first!) and manages to get just enough on the dicey side to cause a few red faces...ha!...who are you kidding?
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Ah, we've landed! And you find yourselves in beautiful, world-famous for it's wonderful lobster boils, bakes and broils...as well as the inimitable Jessica Fletcher...Cabot Cove, MAINE!<center><img src=http://members.aol.com/blizzardjk/Maine.jpg><p>You are promptly escorted to a private dining room, cozy and authentic! Feeling a bit chilly? No problem, we have hand-made, cable-knit Irish sweaters...cardigan or pullover, your choice, flown over from the Land of the Leprechaun's...our gift to you as you savor your repast!
<p>We've brought in Le Cellier's contribution to this meal, their fabulous Cheddar Cheese Soup, piping hot and tastes so good as it trickles down your throat! What an incredible treat...ummm! Bread baskets are brimming with warm, homeade rolls. Then, quick as you finish, your bowls are whisked away.<p> Steaming platters arrive from the kitchen, where energetic workers are hustling and bustling to offer you the best of the best Maine's fisherpeople have to offer!
<center><img src=http://members.aol.com/blizzardjk/lobster.jpg><p>AH! Succulent lobster, grilled to the ultimate state of readiness, accompanied drawn butter and sides of tiny, new baby reds, topped with fresh parsley and corn on the cob...the kind with little, bitty kernels tucked tightly together and cooked just to taste, with fresh butter reading for brushing on top. Americana at it's very, very best!<p><center>
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<p>Those kind souls in Maine who served you such a satisfying and fabulous meal, wave farewell as you head back to your flying wonder of the skies. Completely sated and content with the world, you board and head for your variety of rooms created just for "freshening up" with every imaginable appliance and cosmetic product available. <p>Back in your seats of choice, feeling just a bit sleepy, you lean back, are about to doze off and the familiar sounds of the Steinway begin to waft through the air - your lullaby!
<p>Doze on, you charming souls as we fly cross country for dessert. Since PINVINCIBLE! has decided to remain with our All-American theme, we'll be presenting you with luscious chocolate cake, thick with frosting and a large scoop of homeade, hand-churned, smooth as silk ice cream.<center><img src=http://members.aol.com/blizzardjk/cakepic.jpg><center> Sound like it requires the ol Mom and Apple Pie Treatment, right? You got it...we're off to Hollywood where you'll have dessert in style on the set where the Brady's once sugar-coated the world. Your hostess, Mom Brady herself, Florence Henderson!<center><img src=http://members.aol.com/blizzardjk/FH.jpg>
<p>All too soon, it's time to once again "fly your luxurious skies". By this time, you'll all be awake and excited by the events of the day. SOOOOOO...once safely in the air and at cruising speed...the sounds behind the velvet curtain begin with a soft chuckle then proceed to turn into loud, uproarious laughter! <center><img src=http://members.aol.com/blizzardjk/Drewcarey.jpg><p>The cast from "Whose Line Is It" has agreed to join us and once again have you holding your diaphragms as they perform their unusual (understatement!) form of comedy.<p>The curtains close, you hear the movement of equipment and influx of new voices. Then the sounds begin to change...a drumstick taps, a guitar is tuned...hey, what's this?<center><img src=http://members.aol.com/blizzardjk/bonjovi.jpg><p>A command performance just for you! (We commanded, they performed...right, sure, in a nano-second we'll believe that one!<p>
And so, as the band steps down to meet you and hand out autographs (OOOHHH!), the pilot announces our descent into Orlando. Back to reality, back to the Adventure...back to your chairs...<p>
We truly hope you've enjoyed your day as SKY PILOTS, the entertainment we paid 6 times all our incomes for 10 years to provide and, of course, your wonderful trip down the Lane of American Culinary Delights!
<p>We luv ya all, your SPIRIT is a source of joy to US all!<center>