Raulandpinboy
<font color=blue>Table-dancing auctioneer<br><font
- Joined
- Jul 15, 2001
The top ten reason why studying here in the office (Hollow Mountain cavern) during the weekend is better than at home.
Mind you I'm alone here in this great big vast manufacturing plant I call home.
#10 The secretaries have those romance novels all over the place Why who knew that Sam's older brother, was really Tina's long son that she gave up when Tony told her to give up the child, or the affair was over. Meanwhile Chad the stable boy was working out in the gym his chest heaving in and out, while sweat made his Columbian olive skin glisten like well you get the drift.
#9 The copy machines are mine all mine do you hear me ma... top of the world hahahahahah. Anyway it's mine.
#8 I finally got to see the women's bathroom. Amazing its clean, and there's this smell in there like soap, and the toilet seats are all down. What's up with that????
#7 I got to use the ladies room, because lets face it kids the men's room is gross, and smells like taco's and bean dip. Hey it beats going to the gas station down the street.
#6 Goes with #7 I got to lift all the toilet seats, that'll make them wonder.
#5 There's nobody at my door crying, whining, or complaining, that this that or the other thing, is broken, missing, or touching them.
#4 I just scared the security guard (a woman) into tomorrow, by turning off my lights and sitting in the dark, when she checked on my door I stood up and yelled "Who Loves Ya Baby" and "who's your Daddy" Oh thank goodness I'm the VP.
#3 I don't have to worry about what websites that are on my screen hehehehehehehe. No no I mean like Joe cartoon you sickies.
#2 There is food all over the place these women have M&M's, popcorn, granola bars, mass amounts of chocolates, cereal, peanuts from every country, and this new thing I found called coffee It's a blast.
And The number one reason is .
#1 Open mic night, cause I can use the companies PA system to sing Feelings and get ready for karaoke night on the November pin cruise.
Oops gotta go security's back and she's got her supervisor with her .. uhmmm I may be gone for a bit y'all
Hey maybe I can give her M&M's and sing feelings to her. Ha ha beat you all to the punch.
Mind you I'm alone here in this great big vast manufacturing plant I call home.
#10 The secretaries have those romance novels all over the place Why who knew that Sam's older brother, was really Tina's long son that she gave up when Tony told her to give up the child, or the affair was over. Meanwhile Chad the stable boy was working out in the gym his chest heaving in and out, while sweat made his Columbian olive skin glisten like well you get the drift.
#9 The copy machines are mine all mine do you hear me ma... top of the world hahahahahah. Anyway it's mine.
#8 I finally got to see the women's bathroom. Amazing its clean, and there's this smell in there like soap, and the toilet seats are all down. What's up with that????
#7 I got to use the ladies room, because lets face it kids the men's room is gross, and smells like taco's and bean dip. Hey it beats going to the gas station down the street.
#6 Goes with #7 I got to lift all the toilet seats, that'll make them wonder.
#5 There's nobody at my door crying, whining, or complaining, that this that or the other thing, is broken, missing, or touching them.
#4 I just scared the security guard (a woman) into tomorrow, by turning off my lights and sitting in the dark, when she checked on my door I stood up and yelled "Who Loves Ya Baby" and "who's your Daddy" Oh thank goodness I'm the VP.
#3 I don't have to worry about what websites that are on my screen hehehehehehehe. No no I mean like Joe cartoon you sickies.
#2 There is food all over the place these women have M&M's, popcorn, granola bars, mass amounts of chocolates, cereal, peanuts from every country, and this new thing I found called coffee It's a blast.
And The number one reason is .
#1 Open mic night, cause I can use the companies PA system to sing Feelings and get ready for karaoke night on the November pin cruise.
Oops gotta go security's back and she's got her supervisor with her .. uhmmm I may be gone for a bit y'all
Hey maybe I can give her M&M's and sing feelings to her. Ha ha beat you all to the punch.