Okay, I can't even *remember* the last time I logged in here - I thought I may have even forgotten my password. But, when I saw my hometown mentioned, I felt compelled to come out of hiding. Secaucus hasn't smelled like farts/sewage/pig farms in years. I promise. Unless the hubs had beans with dinner. Then, that's another story, and I have no comment.
Speaking of stories, I have to add my favorite.
This was in 1997, the first time hubs & I were there together. We were sitting on the benches in China, before you go inside the theater for the movie. An older woman came down the aisle in front of us, plopped down, and proceeded to lift her left leg and butt cheek and let. it. RIP. I thought I was hearing things. I looked at my hubby for clarification and all I saw was the park map in his hands, shaking. He was hiding his face behind it, because he couldn't stop laughing. Now, we were both acting like giggling 10 year-olds at this point, and this other middle-aged woman comes sliding down the bench toward me and says (very loudly, mind you) 'Can you believe this? I brought my mother here, and now this lady is going to kill her. She's going to kill my mother.' She was completely serious, and we lost it all over again. Twenty years later, it's *still* one of my favorite Disney memories, and it always will be. I remember my husband hugging my face to his chest during the movie to muffle the laughter because I just couldn't stop. I had tears running down my face by the time it was over.
Ahhh, good times.
Carry on, stinkmeisters...