. . .uuuhhhh, probably not because we still have one item on THE LIST. Of course it's mine, but I reeeeealy neeeeeed it (said in a whining voice). You know those single use nail polish remover packets????? Weeeellllll, why doesn't wally world have those stupid store. . . . so now I have to shop around for them cuz I have to have them. . .right? Who wants to travel with a bottle or jar of polish remover. . .might as well put bleach in your suitcase
. . .earlier this evening
So here I sit. . . . waiting and waiting and waiting for dh because he said "wait for me to call and let you know when I'm on my way home". Yeah, ok. . .so we are supposed to go tan then run in Wally world for the last few items on THE LIST. Yep. . .I'm still waiting and waiting and waiting. Kids at church. . check. . . dinner done. . .uuummm, nope. . . . no time for cooking because I'm leaving.. . . at least I think I am. Finally, the phone rings and dh says, ok, I'm just heading back into the shop so meet me in the parking lot. Well, ok, what parking lot?? Wally world parking lot, is the response. . but we are supposed to tan. . .well, it's going to have to wait because I had to work late and we need to get the LIST finished!! Ok, ok (MR. grumpy) I'll meet you there. Me, being me, slip on my brand new speedo pool slides that FINALLY came today (another story) to see how they wear and out the door. Ok, here I am. . where the heck are you . Ring. . ring. . .ring. . .dh says "where are you". Me: "I'm parked in row 8 like always. . where are you". DH - "Uh, I just left the shop, I'll be right there" So FINALLY, there is dh. In we go and over to see if the swimmers ear is stocked. . yep, there it is and in the cart. . .next up, nail polish remover packets. . . so you already know the outcome of this. . . nowhere on the shelves and no empty space, which I suppose means they don't carry them (losers). . . ok, so on to find a travel sewing kit. . .yep, dh spots them and finds the perfect little tiny case with everything we need for a 10 day trip. . .good, scratch that off and we are right by electronics. . . let's look for those batteries. . yeah! there are acceptable 4 packs. . throw those in. Now all we have left is Diet 7up and sunglasses. . . can't forget the spare sunglasses. Off to get the soda. . in the cart. . . uh oh, I forgot that we need to order cake for bubby's birthday party this weekend (Bubby is really Alex and he is our grandson. . yes, I said grandson and yes, I'm WAAAAY too young to be a gramma). So I mention in a previous post that his actual birthday is while we are on vacay, so dd is upset cuz WE are THE grandparents and we won't be there. . . I'm like, ok, he is going to be ONE! He won't know and we will have a party before we leave so he will have pictures of his 1st birthday party with us. . . so quit being a freak!! Anywho. . .over to the deli to order. . . we decide we don't want a bunch of cake so a dozen cupcakes fits the bill and, of course, a smash cake for the bubster! I won't go into how I soooo confused the bakery person taking the order. . .so I want what I want and don't see a problem with that and, oh yeah, I need some more smoked turkey breast. Finally, off to the sunglasses. Ok - I know they are Wally world glasses, but wth, they are like $20 a pair so we both get a pair for $40 I'm not buying Oakley's to lose at a park. . . and yes. . . WE HAVE CONQUERED THE LIST. . . . now, if we could only find a check out isle with less than 5 people waiting. . . .
. . . I want to make it clear that dh said, on the way out the door, that we would have to go back the evening before d-day for milk, yogurt and grapes I'm like, DUDE - I DON'T WANT TO GO TO WALLY WORLD, OR ANYWHERE ELSE THE NIGHT BEFORE WE LEAVE - I WILL HAVE WAY TOO MUCH STUFF TO DO! He's like. . .uuuhhhh, queen of all planning. . . you have been packing freaking bags for weeks now. . . I think you can have them ready IN ANOTHER WEEK!!!! Uh, yeah, ok . . but. . . (I got THE LOOK). . . I'll be glad to go (NOT)
Now here's the plan. . .dh is taking the girls to St. Louis for a motocross event on Saturday. They will leave in the morning and won't be back until very late at night. Know what I'm doing???????? CLOTHES SHOPPING!!!! SSShhhhhh. . . he'll never know. . .
. . . ok, ok, who am I kidding. . .of course he will know. . . he know's everything and he can spot a new item of clothing at a hundred yards. So I'll just tell him as he's walking out with the girls. . . he'll be so focused on getting on the road, he won't pay attention to me
I'll be back to let you know how that goes, plus, I'm packing the kids' garment bags on Saturday. . . if it won't fit in the bag, you can't take it. . .
NEXT. . . hhhmm, what do I buy for myself and will all their clothes fit?
. . .earlier this evening
So here I sit. . . . waiting and waiting and waiting for dh because he said "wait for me to call and let you know when I'm on my way home". Yeah, ok. . .so we are supposed to go tan then run in Wally world for the last few items on THE LIST. Yep. . .I'm still waiting and waiting and waiting. Kids at church. . check. . . dinner done. . .uuummm, nope. . . . no time for cooking because I'm leaving.. . . at least I think I am. Finally, the phone rings and dh says, ok, I'm just heading back into the shop so meet me in the parking lot. Well, ok, what parking lot?? Wally world parking lot, is the response. . but we are supposed to tan. . .well, it's going to have to wait because I had to work late and we need to get the LIST finished!! Ok, ok (MR. grumpy) I'll meet you there. Me, being me, slip on my brand new speedo pool slides that FINALLY came today (another story) to see how they wear and out the door. Ok, here I am. . where the heck are you . Ring. . ring. . .ring. . .dh says "where are you". Me: "I'm parked in row 8 like always. . where are you". DH - "Uh, I just left the shop, I'll be right there" So FINALLY, there is dh. In we go and over to see if the swimmers ear is stocked. . yep, there it is and in the cart. . .next up, nail polish remover packets. . . so you already know the outcome of this. . . nowhere on the shelves and no empty space, which I suppose means they don't carry them (losers). . . ok, so on to find a travel sewing kit. . .yep, dh spots them and finds the perfect little tiny case with everything we need for a 10 day trip. . .good, scratch that off and we are right by electronics. . . let's look for those batteries. . yeah! there are acceptable 4 packs. . throw those in. Now all we have left is Diet 7up and sunglasses. . . can't forget the spare sunglasses. Off to get the soda. . in the cart. . . uh oh, I forgot that we need to order cake for bubby's birthday party this weekend (Bubby is really Alex and he is our grandson. . yes, I said grandson and yes, I'm WAAAAY too young to be a gramma). So I mention in a previous post that his actual birthday is while we are on vacay, so dd is upset cuz WE are THE grandparents and we won't be there. . . I'm like, ok, he is going to be ONE! He won't know and we will have a party before we leave so he will have pictures of his 1st birthday party with us. . . so quit being a freak!! Anywho. . .over to the deli to order. . . we decide we don't want a bunch of cake so a dozen cupcakes fits the bill and, of course, a smash cake for the bubster! I won't go into how I soooo confused the bakery person taking the order. . .so I want what I want and don't see a problem with that and, oh yeah, I need some more smoked turkey breast. Finally, off to the sunglasses. Ok - I know they are Wally world glasses, but wth, they are like $20 a pair so we both get a pair for $40 I'm not buying Oakley's to lose at a park. . . and yes. . . WE HAVE CONQUERED THE LIST. . . . now, if we could only find a check out isle with less than 5 people waiting. . . .
. . . I want to make it clear that dh said, on the way out the door, that we would have to go back the evening before d-day for milk, yogurt and grapes I'm like, DUDE - I DON'T WANT TO GO TO WALLY WORLD, OR ANYWHERE ELSE THE NIGHT BEFORE WE LEAVE - I WILL HAVE WAY TOO MUCH STUFF TO DO! He's like. . .uuuhhhh, queen of all planning. . . you have been packing freaking bags for weeks now. . . I think you can have them ready IN ANOTHER WEEK!!!! Uh, yeah, ok . . but. . . (I got THE LOOK). . . I'll be glad to go (NOT)
Now here's the plan. . .dh is taking the girls to St. Louis for a motocross event on Saturday. They will leave in the morning and won't be back until very late at night. Know what I'm doing???????? CLOTHES SHOPPING!!!! SSShhhhhh. . . he'll never know. . .
. . . ok, ok, who am I kidding. . .of course he will know. . . he know's everything and he can spot a new item of clothing at a hundred yards. So I'll just tell him as he's walking out with the girls. . . he'll be so focused on getting on the road, he won't pay attention to me
I'll be back to let you know how that goes, plus, I'm packing the kids' garment bags on Saturday. . . if it won't fit in the bag, you can't take it. . .
NEXT. . . hhhmm, what do I buy for myself and will all their clothes fit?