First stay at AKV and it was a nightmare experience

[jdg345]

I had giraffe poop in my 1BR Spa Tub! I called to complain and they said it was part of the ambiance!

 

[LisaS]

I had giraffe poop in my 1BR Spa Tub! I called to complain and they said it was part of the ambiance!

Next time, request to stay on a higher floor. We always request the third floor or higher for exactly that reason.

 

[jmatias]

 

[patsal]

Dirty hippie!!!!

(it's a good thing you already have tags under your name, the tag fairy may be tempted with that one).

We were being so quiet too, I guess the smells a little ripe sometimes!

 

[jdg345]

Next time, request to stay on a higher floor. We always request the third floor or higher for exactly that reason.

Ohhhh! Gonna have to remember that ... I thought there were issues on the balconies with bird poop though on the higher floors?

 

[JudyTL]

IanKH

Have you been pleased with any of the WDW resorts? Thanks judy

 

[jdg345]

IanKH

Have you been pleased with any of the WDW resorts? Thanks judy

Pretty sure the OP was just joking ... though it likely won't be long before we start to see the complaints popping up. ;-)

 

[fishermouse]

Does all this mean that SSR is now a noce place to stay and usSSR members can bash AKV?

 

[jdg345]

Does all this mean that SSR is now a noce place to stay and usSSR members can bash AKV?

Yup ... that's the way it's supposed to work ... it should be in the POS, in fact.

 

[jemiaule]

Well now that the first negative review is behind us, there is just one more "first" we have to look forward to:

Reservation wanted: AKV, Club level studio wanted for the first week of December. I am willing to pay $10/point.

<sarcasm>

No, no, no. I said I wanted December 24th to January 2nd, 2 bedroom, Club level. I am only able to pay $8.00 per point.

Please help! We NEED to take my dying mother to WDW. It has been her dream to visit during Christmas and New Years specifically, with her grandchildren before she dies; we predict that will be on January 3rd thus the neccesity to check out on the 2nd.

We do want DDP. Can my 3 children share one DDP? They are very skinny and if instructed to do so will only eat one meal a day; so we really only need one DDP to split between them. We will let Grandma have their snack vouchers as this is her *special* trip and last visit to WDW.

Speaking of vouchers, does anyone know where I can get some free Southwest drink vouchers? I have some coupons I can trade for them. Ohhhh, my Southwest Ding just went off! Gotta work on airfare next!!

</sarcasm>

 

[erikthewise]

The rumor I heard from a CM's friend of a friend that heard it in the grocery store was the sofas that are being replaced at BCV are being put at AKV.

Best news I've heard all day! Maybe this will motivate them to actually finish making those replacements!

 

[abk96]

<Laughing>

I think you all have absolutely lost your minds!!! But I'm still reading and laughing, out loud too!!

Love a good laugh.

 

[Alexander]

Good thing this whole thread is in jest or the "point infraction fairy" would be very very busy today!

 

[CarolA]

<sarcasm>

No, no, no. I said I wanted December 24th to January 2nd, 2 bedroom, Club level. I am only able to pay $8.00 per point.

Please help! We NEED to take my dying mother to WDW. It has been her dream to visit during Christmas and New Years specifically, with her grandchildren before she dies; we predict that will be on January 3rd thus the neccesity to check out on the 2nd.

We do want DDP. Can my 3 children share one DDP? They are very skinny and if instructed to do so will only eat one meal a day; so we really only need one DDP to split between them. We will let Grandma have their snack vouchers as this is her *special* trip and last visit to WDW.

Speaking of vouchers, does anyone know where I can get some free Southwest drink vouchers? I have some coupons I can trade for them. Ohhhh, my Southwest Ding just went off! Gotta work on airfare next!!

</sarcasm>

I assume you want those points transferred into your account too. After all you used all your points renting them to those missionary friends who live in "the middle of nowhere" and can only visit Disney once every 10 years so you gave them a deal of $14 a point!

And by the way, race on over to the transportation board. You need to start begging for an AAA parking voucher. I mean Grandma can't be expected to walk very far.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I heard that when your waiting for bell services to take your bags, the dingos will eat your babies. Can someone who has stayed there verify this?

 

[Squidrific]

I can't verify the dingos, but I can complain about the hyenas. Last time we were there, they were outside my balcony partying and laughing all night long. They taunted me with their chants of "use last year's mug, use last year's mug". Boy those walls are paper thin!

 

[Boston5602]

I just want to say THANKS GUYS!!!!!!

 

[rchristiansen]

This is hilarious!

 

[jemiaule]

And by the way, race on over to the transportation board. You need to start begging for an AAA parking voucher. I mean Grandma can't be expected to walk very far.

Oh no, we plan on parking at the Grand Floridian on the days we go to MK so we can just take the monorail over. For Ecpot we will just park at Boardwalk.

That reminds me, I need to borrow my neighbors refillable mugs from their vacation in 1992. I am sure we will need those.

 

[2Princes2Princesses]

I heard that when your waiting for bell services to take your bags, the dingos will eat your babies. Can someone who has stayed there verify this?

Thank you for the coffee on the monitor moment!