poohmomof5
DIS Veteran
- Joined
- Jan 3, 2007
An engineer dies, but due to a mistake is sent to Hell instead of Heaven. Pretty soon, he begins tinkering and making improvements and after awhile, Hell has air conditioning and flush toilets and high-def TV. Satan can't help but call up God to gloat about the new amenities in Hell. God is shocked and asks how Satan did all this and he said "We have an engineer down here now". God replies this must be a mistake, all engineers go to heaven and Satan needs to send the guy back right now. Satan refuses and God replies "Send him back now or I'll sue".
Satan responds, "Yeah, right. Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
I love that one, especially after spending all day in a courtroom today to support one of my best friends. There are many many great attorneys out there, but one of the ones I got to watch today was the bottom of the heap! The other one was GREAT!
But the great news is that my friend (who represented herself) won 2 of the 3 issues she had motioned for and she did it all by herself!!! It was a fun day as being an Atty was always one of my career options...I found it very interesting and I even helped her rewrite her closing argument etc. I am so proud of her and proud of our court system for seeing through all the junk and getting down to the matters at hand and doing the right thing by the kids involved in this situation!