UMMM...ChrisJen....
I have a really really sweet girl that has been staying with some other dis folks that I can let you "borrow" for few days - its this great new concept someone developed on child swapping - those that have the Disney tunes on their ipods are all founding partners in this lovely endeavor.
The best part of it all is that she'll be 14 in April ......and EVEN BETTER YET, she's past the diaper rearing stage!
She's pretty self sufficient for the most part - all you have to do is tuck her in at night, leave a bottle of water and of course - feed her some
every once in a while!
Free on a trial basis - interested - just contact 1-800........
(NOTE: She is my SWMBO!)
Just kidding April - I LOVE you and would never trade you away - Mommy and Daddy would go to the ends of the world for you!
Dang smiley fairy struck again!