Born 2 Fish
I'D RATHER BE FISHING.
- Joined
- Jun 19, 2008
Drunk Santa answers questions,,
Santa, do all the reindeer really have their own names?
- Jack, age 7
Of course! They're all different! Every reindeer has his own special personality and you can really taste the difference in the steaks.
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Dear Santa, how can you build so many toys so quickly?
- Sue Ellen, age 7
Ho Ho Ho! Because of my famous hard-working little helpers... the Chinese.
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Dear Santa Claus, One of the older girls at school says you're not real. Are you?
- Feliza, age 6
Either I am real or you're a schizophrenic who writes imaginary letters to herself. Either way, go make yourself useful and fetch Santa a cold beer will ya?
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Dear Santa, Can you explain the birds and the bees?
- Tommy, age 10
Sure! But late night cable television programming does a much better job! Enjoy!
Merry Christmas to all,,and if your 39 and still living in your parents home, get out and get a JOB ya bum !!
Santa, do all the reindeer really have their own names?
- Jack, age 7
Of course! They're all different! Every reindeer has his own special personality and you can really taste the difference in the steaks.
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Dear Santa, how can you build so many toys so quickly?
- Sue Ellen, age 7
Ho Ho Ho! Because of my famous hard-working little helpers... the Chinese.
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Dear Santa Claus, One of the older girls at school says you're not real. Are you?
- Feliza, age 6
Either I am real or you're a schizophrenic who writes imaginary letters to herself. Either way, go make yourself useful and fetch Santa a cold beer will ya?
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Dear Santa, Can you explain the birds and the bees?
- Tommy, age 10
Sure! But late night cable television programming does a much better job! Enjoy!
Merry Christmas to all,,and if your 39 and still living in your parents home, get out and get a JOB ya bum !!