fridays funky riddle

[firstmickey]

Congrats on 600 DIS posts RV
and if you think one day on the riddle is enough to get Donna off your back you're deluded.......usually it requires a restraining order

Nice one, Larsy. but then that doesnt work either, does it?
(don't answer THAT, Lou!)

RV...... You're gonna have to buy me a nice present now!

 

[Lars624]

 

[firstmickey]

I'm not shopping with EITHER of you two!!!!!!!!!!


and Im taking back your presents too!

 

[sleepydog25]

I have a few questions:
1) Is the farmer from the Midwest or the South?
2) Does he have a group insurance plan?
3) Does he hire day laborers or is this employee full-time?
4) When he flushes, does his toilet drain clockwise or counterclockwise?
5) Is the grain for alcohol or for feeding?
6) Is this scenario taking place in the morning or afternoon?
7) Finally, does the farmer or anyone in his family play the lottery?

Please attend to these matters as quickly as possible, and I shall render an answer. Thank you.
Sleepy
P.S. My initial guess is "to get to the other side." Disregard the questions above if I am correct.

 

[firstmickey]

OMG.....Cam.....you want to take this? Or should I?

 

[Loubon]

 

[barrett7890]

duckfan

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I'm in. At first I was thinking the answer was snow, or shoveling snow, or cleaning snow off of a car. I don't know why that popped into my head.

 

[firstmickey]

I'm in. At first I was thinking the answer was snow, or shoveling snow, or cleaning snow off of a car. I don't know why that popped into my head.

What the hell are the men drinking on the riddle today????

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

What the hell are the men drinking on the riddle today????

Something warm.

 

[sleepydog25]

What the hell are the men drinking on the riddle today????

Kenyan AA, fine grind. Makes a very pleasing complement to my generations-old nutcake recipe made with raisins, pecans, molasses, brown sugar, and cognac.

 

[Lars624]

 

[firstmickey]

Kenyan AA, fine grind. Makes a very pleasing complement to my generations-old nutcake made with raisins, pecans, molasses, brown sugar, and cognac.

just what are you implying with the NUTCAKE comment, Mister?

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

just what are you implying with the NUTCAKE comment, Mister?

That your BFF hasn't checked in?

 

[sleepydog25]

just what are you implying with the NUTCAKE comment, Mister?

I'm implying nothing. . .

 

[snowwite]

Good morning everybody and pass the nutcake.

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

I'm in

 

[firstmickey]

I'm implying nothing. . .

Ok, good....then I won't INFER anything from that!


and where the heck is Angel?????????????? I even sent her the answer!

 

[Lars624]

I even sent her the answer!

Why??????
Because you just assumed she couldn't solve the riddle herself???
If I were her I might be a little insulted

 

[barrett7890]

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