ColoradoBelle1 said:
Well it is my birthday and I haven't gotten my lottery winnings yet.
Do you think it was something I said?
Maybe tomorrow my winnings will come?
Happy Birthday!!!
What a coincidence! I was the lucky winner last year! So, I know how slow the process takes. I would be happy to contact the lottery officials for you and try to speed up the process. I have the contact information from when I was the winner.
Just PM me with your information. Of course, you would need to Paypal me a small fee to offset my long distance charges and other expenses.
I would do it for free for a Dis friend. However, a friend advised me to attend this seminar on how to "shelter" your winnings from the IRS so that you get to keep more of it. It's a complicated process and involves off shore banking accounts. So, all my lottery winnings are "sheltered" there right now. I have to be careful and maintain my current lifestyle in order not to set off any red flags. So, my "for show" bank accounts are pretty tapped out right now.
It takes a while to transfer the money over "without leaving a paper trail" but it's so worth it because who wants to give 40% to Uncle Sam? If you are interested, the seminar costs $500 to attend. Let me know and I will forward the information and contact to you.
Wow! What a small world! Imagine, what are the chances that 2 members of the disboards win the same lottery in different years!
ColoradoBelle1, you and I must be in the same e-mail pool they use to draw the winner! Wouldn't it be a great idea if more of our friends here on the disboards could be winners too? We could then sponsor some awesome Dis-meets, not to mention helping to upgrade the dis-servers!
If anyone else is interested in getting in the e-mail drawing pool, send $2 with your e-mail address to either ColoradoBelle1 or myself and we will submit your e-mail to lottery officials to be added to the pool.
My documentation (that I received with me winnings) state that I can submit up to 500 e-mail addresses of my closest friends and relatives to drawing pool. Any e-mail addresses after that number will cost $25.
The $2 is to help make sure that people are really serious about adding their e-mail addresses to the drawing. We wouldn't want to submit any bogus e-mails addresses (you know how these internet things are) and wasting our open slots. Once the 500 (times 2) slots are filled, we will let you know. If anyone still wants to be a part of the pool, then they will need to submit $25 instead. This money goes directly to the lottery officials.
You too can be a winner. It's true - We have 2 winners right here on the disboards!!!!!
