Thought this
DoC comment re: the $900 Chase bank bonus was worth sharing:
Wise Dom
#1536222
Tying up $15,000 for 1 quarter to earn $900 is a guaranteed 6% return (900/15000 = 0.06) in 1 quarter, an effective rate of return of 24% (0.06 * 4) annually. I’m not aware of anything else that comes anywhere close to beating a guaranteed effective 24% APR. The S&P 500 averages 12% nominal yearly returns over long periods of time – this offer is DOUBLING the return while taking the risk that you might lose some of your principal in a given 90 day stretch from “high” to “none”.
If you can’t afford to park $15,000 for a quarter, of course it makes sense to look for other deals with vastly lower rates of return, but more flexibility. But if you can afford to, there’s not really any better place to keep $15,000 for 90 days right now.
That’s not even mentioning that the way Chase have it set up, you have 30 days from when you open the account to deposit the $15,000, but the 90 day countdown for how long you have to keep the funds in the account also starts from when you open the account, NOT from when you deposit the funds. So really, you could wait until the last day of the first 30 days to deposit the $15,000, and only need to tie up the $15,000 for the remaining 60 days to earn the $900, which ups the effective APR to 36%.
So this was already an unbeatable deal (24% APR, FDIC-guaranteed) without gaming the system, but it becomes a truly legendary deal (36% APR, FDIC-guaranteed) once that’s factored in. This will be remembered for years as the insane, unheard of once-in-a-lifetime bank account bonus that easily made all of us nearly a grand at a guaranteed effective 36% APR for about 15 minutes of our time. We’ll all still be reminiscing about this deal the comments a decade from now as one of the top 10 all-time greatest opportunities that (most of) the DoC community has ever had the chance to take advantage of.