I was using the hot tile lounger on the Dream last month when a married couple came in and picked out the only loungers available, not next to each other. I drifted back out into zen (or sleep, not sure which), when the sound of fierce whispers woke me up. I opened my eyes to discover that the couple were now in loungers next to each other, having a quiet spat. Eventually someone in the room quietly shushed them.
The arguing began again in a quiet, fierce, whisper and two of the guests left. Again someone whispered “shush” and but the angry whispers just got louder. Finally a small, white haired lady sat up and loudly said “Will you please shut the .... up)” and laid back down. A few people started laughing, including me, at which point a spa employee entered the sanctuary. She went over to the bickering couple, who had started packing up, and then they left.
So how do I know they were married? One of the whispered remarks was “I can’t believe I ever married you.” I hope they were not on their honeymoon!