The Washington D.C. mugger (joke)...

[SuiteDisney]

Late one night in the Washington, D.C. area a mugger
wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed
man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

"Give me your money," he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this -
I'm a US Congressman!"

"In that case," replied the robber, "give me MY money!"

 

[Lanshark]

I've missed your jokes. I especially liked this one.

 

[olena]

YES! Hee hee....