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DDA Chapter 18
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my3princes
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Hello. I'm finally home and I have an entire day off tomorrow. Of course I have a million things to do, but at least I can do it in my own time. Colby wants to go to the store as he wants a yoyo. They would also like to go swimming, but I'm not sure I want to go there tomorrow. Chris is helping my DB tap trees though he doesn't want to. We'll see how that goes
eyor44
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Good Morning,
Here's a picture I call "Attack of the Puppies"
how cute!
eyor44
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I'm not sure what she's thinking about,
she is absolutly adorable. I see the BBB in your future.
Steffy
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Blueeyes101817
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I think that, due to the conferences this week, I must have been living under a rock. I really did not have time to watch the news ora nything...now, we are supposed to be having a big snow storm starting tomorrow--i said something to my cousin and she said they have been hyping it up all week long...i must have been living under a rock not to have heard anything!
my3princes
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The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher
I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back.
When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome.
Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater.
She holds up a snapshot of an infant. 'This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday.'
'First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine months through an umbrella cord.'
She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me. The kids are watching her in amazement.
'Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts saying and going, 'Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!' Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. 'She walked around the house for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!' (Now this kid is doing a hysterical duck walk and groaning.)
'My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn't have a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got my Mom to lie down in bed like this.' (Then Erica lies down with her back against the wall.)
'And then, pop! My Mom had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!' (This kid has her legs spread with her little hands miming water flowing away. It was too much!)
'Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,' and 'breathe, breathe. They started counting, but never even got past ten. Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff that they all said it was from Mom's play-center, (placenta) so there must be a lot of toys inside there. When he got out, the middle wife spanked him for crawling up in there.'
Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat. I'm sure I applauded the loudest. Ever since then, when it's show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another 'Middle Wife' comes along.
I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back.
When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome.
Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater.
She holds up a snapshot of an infant. 'This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday.'
'First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine months through an umbrella cord.'
She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me. The kids are watching her in amazement.
'Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts saying and going, 'Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!' Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. 'She walked around the house for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!' (Now this kid is doing a hysterical duck walk and groaning.)
'My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn't have a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got my Mom to lie down in bed like this.' (Then Erica lies down with her back against the wall.)
'And then, pop! My Mom had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!' (This kid has her legs spread with her little hands miming water flowing away. It was too much!)
'Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,' and 'breathe, breathe. They started counting, but never even got past ten. Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff that they all said it was from Mom's play-center, (placenta) so there must be a lot of toys inside there. When he got out, the middle wife spanked him for crawling up in there.'
Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat. I'm sure I applauded the loudest. Ever since then, when it's show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another 'Middle Wife' comes along.
tinknme
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Elin & Tammi glad you had a good time!
Stephanie it is cold here too, I am ready for some warmer weather
Becky have a wonderful time, hopefully we can meet up to say hi!
I just realized clocks get turned ahead next weekend, I will lose an hour at Disney
I will start packing tomorrow & I need to pack for the boys as well, they will be staying with Gma
Stephanie it is cold here too, I am ready for some warmer weather
Becky have a wonderful time, hopefully we can meet up to say hi!
I just realized clocks get turned ahead next weekend, I will lose an hour at Disney
I will start packing tomorrow & I need to pack for the boys as well, they will be staying with Gma
tink2020
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WE GO TO WDW THIS MONTH! 
WE GO TO WDW THIS WEEK!
I'm getting excited. It's about time, no? The girls are still somewhat sick, but it seems (please knock on wood, cross whatever you have, etc that this remains true) that we are all at least headed in the right direction!
Have I mentioned I'm excited?!
WE GO TO WDW THIS WEEK!
I'm getting excited. It's about time, no? The girls are still somewhat sick, but it seems (please knock on wood, cross whatever you have, etc that this remains true) that we are all at least headed in the right direction!
Have I mentioned I'm excited?!
tink2020
Suddenly Tagless!
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Oh yeah, and something about some pictures......? 
front and back
closer up
Aren't they so cute?! They have elastic several places as well as extra button holes, etc so that we can make them small(ish) enough for now, and then I think they'll get at least another trip out of them! I think they're just perfect! 
front and back
closer up
Aren't they so cute?! They have elastic several places as well as extra button holes, etc so that we can make them small(ish) enough for now, and then I think they'll get at least another trip out of them!
I think they're just perfect!
tinknme
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Oh yeah, and something about some pictures......?
Aren't they so cute?! They have elastic several places as well as extra button holes, etc so that we can make them small(ish) enough for now, and then I think they'll get at least another trip out of them!
These are just as cute as I had imagined! I cant wait to see these outfits on them, great job Tom
Jennifer I do hope I get the chance to meet you all!
I am glad the excitement has finally hit you & I am sending lots of
your that that the girls continue to feel better!
Blueeyes101817
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Good morning!
Jennifer-I am so excited about your trip--i want to see a ton of pictures when you get home!!!
I go to Disney this month too
Jennifer-I am so excited about your trip--i want to see a ton of pictures when you get home!!!
I go to Disney this month too
my3princes
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Oh yeah, and something about some pictures......?
front and back
closer up
Aren't they so cute?! They have elastic several places as well as extra button holes, etc so that we can make them small(ish) enough for now, and then I think they'll get at least another trip out of them!
Adorable. I hope that the girls are heading in the right direction and that you have a wonderful trip
my3princes
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Apparently we have the snow coming during the night and into tomorrow. I haven't heard accumulations, but I do see a storm warning. It appears that I may need to stay close to the potty today though I'm hoping that I'm wrong. Chris has gone to tap so I'm home with the boys. I did promise to take Colby to the store later. For now it is laundry and housework time. I did take time to make the boys crepes for breakfast so they are pretty happy.
Tammi67
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Oh no!I just realized clocks get turned ahead next weekend, I will lose an hour at Disney
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