Heard all this rumbling going on outside again and noticed the water company trucks were back. I jumped up to take a shower before the water got turned off again. Too late!! Another day without water? I never realized how I depended on it.
Nancy, tell Chuck this post is for him. You need not read further.
Chuck,
Tomorrow is valentines day and today your wife really needs a shower/bath. Since the water is turned off again today, go outside and get some snow. Melt it on the stove (electric/gas should be working) and fill the tub for her. You will score BIG points for this.
And if she doesn't reward you, throw her A in the sloppy goop at the end of the driveway where the salt truck came through.