I'm curious if you have tried cruising, because my wife didn't think she was a cruise person either, but I convinced her to try
DCL once and we have been hooked ever sense. There is something really unique about it. I can't think of a less stressful way to travel, while still seeing new places the entire trip. The moment I walk onto a Disney ship, the stress just melts away. I know everything is taken care of for me for the next week. It's totally cool if you have a different opinion, it's not for everyone, but I would seriously consider trying it if you haven't.