my3princes
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- Mar 23, 2004
Good night All.
This is perfect so I'm just going to ditto it. Thanks Janet.Kristine the nasty weather is here, I hope your drive tomorrow is not to stressful. Be careful out there
Anne Marie for booking a cruise!
Tammi I hope Alyssa is feeling better
Glynis I hope Katie is feeling better as well
Deb & Kristine love the pictures posted.
Tia I hope all is well with you, looks like St. Louis got hit with a lot of ice as well.
Becky I hope work is closed for you if the weather gets to bad
Thanks for all the funnies that were posted
& to everyone I missed!
I hope this makes you laugh, like it did me.
The Good Napkins
My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake).
One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping ''napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen?
Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were for 'special occasions' (her second mistake). Now fast forward a few months . . . It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner.
Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table (her third mistake). When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife, who gasped, then, began giggling. Next came my father, who roared with laughter. Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a 'special occasion' Kotex napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!!
My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter. 'But, Mom, you said they were for special occasions!!!'
Life is too short for drama and petty things, so kiss slowly, laugh
insanely, love truly and forgive quickly, and for heavens sake, use THE GOOD
NAPKINS whenever you can.
We are supposed to be getting snow, too, but instead it's POURING. I haven't seen it rain this hard in ages!
Forget Red necks .......here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Englanders...
Now admit it, you all laughed. Of course I shook my head "yup" to most of these
I was so excited that those cabins were available!!!! A regular cat 10 inside cabin was fine but it threw me off alittle not knowing what it was like outside. We did watch the deck cam to see but its not the same.
Well that means we will get it later today. Maybe the mountains will slow it down or break it up some.
The insurance adjuster came out yesterday afternoon. I wasn't here but Bob came by to let her in. Now I'll just have to wait to hear from her. Keep your fingers crossed please.
Alyssa seemed to be feeling better last night. I think it was more of a head game than anything. It was Hawaiian day at school and she didn't have anything Hawaiiany to wear so she just wore a regular Christmasy dress. I guess the kids were teasing her so she got upset. So that, on top of being tired, made her tummy upset. She starts Tap classes tonight so I'm sure she is going to be just fine today. She's wanted to do that for a year, but with work I couldn't fit her age class in my schedule. I talked to the owner of her dance studio and she agreed to let Alyssa join the Tap 2 class with 7/8 year olds. I hope she does well.
Have a great day everyone!