Crazy things you have heard said by cranky guests

[DisneyBarlans]

"I'm sorry who do you think I am, Mary Fricken Poppins, well I'm not, last time I checked I'm not magical, OK, lets hold hands, now close our eyes and jump, yeah that worked out real well, just suck it up and stand in line"

Said and done by me, extremely sarcastically, and caught on video tape, when my DD was whining about the long line for Peter Pan (which by the way she was warned ahead of time, but she still insisted on riding) at about 11:59 at the Christmas Party.

Love it!

 

[KSDisneyDad]

While we were in Mouse Gears we witnessed a little girl, probably 4 or 5, throwing a screaming hissy fit while wacking her mom with a plastic wand. She was pissed because Mom wouldn't buy her another princess dress (she was already wearing one). She just kept beating Mom with that stick while screaming "But I am a princess! You better get it for me!!"

There was a pregnant lady standing next to us who looked at her husband and said "Maybe we should have thought this through a little more!" I started laughing and she got really embarassed. But it was really funny!

Oh, and Princess ended up getting her dress.

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That's a classic quote.

 

[lisah0711]

I know Tyler's name well because for some reason these people seemed to be following us and we heard it over and over throughout the day.

This is a great story! We had Tyler's cousin follow us all over Sea World last year -- we fondly referred to him as "Dudley."

 

[Pakey]

Said by a woman to her husband while we were all riding the private Royal Palm concierge elevator at GF:

"If these people knew how much money we had, they would treat us better."

It was a good thing my husband and I were standing behind them on the elevator and they could not see my face.

 

[eeyoresmom]

WARNING...not suitable for pre adolescent boys. Last summer, returning from a late night at DTD we were on a PACKED bus where my poor 17 yo DD was backed up into a group of pre adolescent boys. We were staying at SSR and our bus stop was one of the further ones in. As we approached the first stop she dead pan looks at me and says "Let's get off here, I think I'm pregnant"

 

[divawife]

I heard a man at the McDonalds in DTD insult an Hispanic worker who put a bottle of water on his order, but he just wanted a glass (free) of water. Even the a##holes' family was embarrassed for the worker, until the father went off on them, screaming at them as they tried to go to the seating area. I felt like someone should have called Security.

Why wasn't that "someone" you?

 

[sneadae]

I'm guilty. Here's what I said while trying to shop for MY souvenir in one of the gift shops:

Me to my 4 year old child who just couldn't be patient and let mommy shop: "Hey, this trip isn't about you. It's about me."

I wanted to crawl under a table.

Okay, in my defense, I meant the SHOPPING TRIP. But it must have come out so wrong because I caught at least one mom looking at me like I had 4 heads. I felt like the worst mom in The World!

 

[JoanneNC]

One of my faves was actually by another guest in response to a child named "Tyler". I know Tyler's name well because for some reason these people seemed to be following us and we heard it over and over throughout the day. Tyler (who was at least 8 yrs. old from the looks of him) had "pitched several hissy fits" throughout the day that we had been witness to.

He had insulted CMs, used his plastic sword on other guests in line, threw a complete meal to the floor in Pecos Bill's because someone had put ketchup on his burger. It was entertaining to say the least. Mom and Dad spent all day catering to him and apologizing for being such bad parents

On the bus returning to the resort, Tyler was really letting his parents have it. The entire bus was silent watching him. He told his dad that he was the worst father in the world and just being his child made him miserable. Mom and dad have wasted his "Disney Day" because they arent' being "Disney enough" to him. Dad is begging Tyler to forgive him and is promising him the world.

When everyone gets off the bus a guest in front of Tyler stops, turns around, looks him dead in the eye and says: "I would say this to your parents, but since you seem to be the one in charge, I'll say it to you. As miserable as you are to have these people for parents, I'm so happy you do belong to them because if you were mine, I'd definitely give you the most un-Disney day you'd ever had in your life." Everyone around gave him a round of applause.

Love this

 

[JoanneNC]

I'm guilty. Here's what I said while trying to shop for MY souvenir in one of the gift shops:

Me to my 4 year old child who just couldn't be patient and let mommy shop: "Hey, this trip isn't about you. It's about me."

I wanted to crawl under a table.

Okay, in my defense, I meant the SHOPPING TRIP. But it must have come out so wrong because I caught at least one mom looking at me like I had 4 heads. I felt like the worst mom in The World!

Come on - we all know that its really the parents that want to go to Disney and they hide over the cover of their kids...
Or at least that is my story and I am sticking to it

 

[NikkiLovesWDW!]

We were walking by a couple and we didn't hear what the girl said but the guy's response was, (sarcastically) "Yeah, everything is Superfragiexpi-fantastic."

 

[mom of 3G's]

Said by a man that looked to be in his 60's or so to his wife at Cosmic Ray's: "This may be the happiest place on earth, but I ain't feelin' it!"

I almost choked on my Caesar Salad!

I think I blew some chunks out my nose as I was eating at the same time as reading this.

Warning: Do not eat while reading things you know are going to be funny!

 

[lazy daisy]

These are great!!! Hysterical!

 

[Liljam]

I was a little peeved when an obviously judgmental woman looked at me and my family in May 2008 upon our arrival at the SSR bus stop from DHS late one even and said this (only three other people were in line behind her)

"I don't know where YOU'RE going but this bus only goes to Saratoga Springs."

I said "Yep, That's where we're goin'." I knew full well from the look she gave me and my tattoos that she thought there was no way I was staying in SSR and that I had to be skipping over to DTD via the bus.

Then she goes "Well the line is back there behind this gentleman."

So finally, I just said "Yeah, look, I know so mind your own, and if more people come we'll move in to the line but for now we're good here."

I was getting pretty livid at how she was being so bossy. This was pretty much the conversation but maybe not quite word for word. It's been a while.

 

[shannn]

These are great!!

 

[Mickey's Best Girl]

Until last Nov. I had been terribly afraid to ride RNRC but my DD16 insisted I try it once..... LOVED IT!! I kept getting FastPasses for it and getting back in line. We walked over to TOT after about four shots on RNRC and my DD rode (this one she will not talk me into). We were walking back towards RNRC when she stopped me an announced she wasn't going to ride again because she was starting to get a headache, all the rides were to hard on her and she needed a break. I was shocked so I simply asked her, "when did you turn 86? It's usually the parent asking for a break from the rides, not the teenager!! Now suck it up princess, we're going to ride until our heads fall off!!!"
I did not realize the father/son team on a bench close by were listening until they burst out laughing!!

I made her a RNRC t-shirt for our next trip, I wonder how well that will be received!!

 

[khertz]

WARNING...not suitable for pre adolescent boys. Last summer, returning from a late night at DTD we were on a PACKED bus where my poor 17 yo DD was backed up into a group of pre adolescent boys. We were staying at SSR and our bus stop was one of the further ones in. As we approached the first stop she dead pan looks at me and says "Let's get off here, I think I'm pregnant"

Okay, this story is freakin' hysterical! I just laughed myself to tears trying to read it to DH!

 

[urbandonovan]

"This is no longer a vacation. This is a quest, a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun and I'm gonna have fun. We're gonna have so much ******* fun, we're gonna be whistling Zippadeedoodah out of our ********. We're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our ********* smiles."

PS: I know, I stole that from a movie, but still a classic!

 

[thesupersmartguy]

I'm can't remember where I heard this one, but it went sonething like this:

Father: Come on, we're going home now!

Little Boy: Home? But we just got here.

Father: You know what I mean the room now come on!


And the classics:

Sit down, be quiet and enjoy your Mickey Bar.

(Looking at a water tank for one of the resorts):
What's that? It's the EPCOT ball, I did not realize it was this close to the MK.

Asked by friends before a trip:

So, are you going to go to EPCOT while you there? No, I told you I was going to Disney World.


Asked of a Yacht Club bus driver:
Excuse me, will this bus take us to Sea World?

Driver: No, this is going to EPCOT.

Woman: Ok, then Sea World?


Transportation and Ticketing Center Monorail to Epcot:

Couldn't you read the sign? I told you this train doesn't go to MGM.


Said by a father to his son, 6 or 7 at most:

Your stupid and I don't like you. Now come on!!


The things people say, Hope you all enjoied.

 

[maxiesmom]

I don't have anything to add, but I'm lovin this thread!!! More please!!!

 

[KorieDWnut]

The other day in the San Angel Inn bathroom, a woman was in one of the 3 stalls, using it I imagine, but also using her phone. I was waiting in line behind 2 women, with 3 other women behind me, waiting to use the bathroom.

After some flushing from other guests, the telephone woman yelled 'Well I can't hear you over all this freaking NOISE!"

Well huh...call me crazy, but if I had to use the phone that urgently, I would wait until my other "business" was done.