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HANGIN’ WITH THE COOL KIDS – Cartagena day, PART ONE – April 28



I’ll have two entries for our day in Cartagena, because Mark and I did different things; he went on a ship-sponsored tour of the city, and I did laundry.

Seriously.

When I researched this trip I read in several trip reports that the vendors and hawkers in Cartagena are particularly aggressive, with one writer saying a woman pulled her hair to get her into her shop. Nobody is going to pull MY hair on vacation, and I don’t handle heat and humidity well anyway, so staying on board was an easy decision for me. Besides, it was day number six, and we needed clean clothes.

My alarm was set for 6 a.m. but I woke up around 5:10, partly because we seemed to have stopped moving (the sea had been getting a little rough last night). Looking out over our “verandah” I could see we were actually crawling into port. The laundry was already sorted so all I had to do was dress and go! I chose to go to the launderette on deck 6 starboard, as it was the closest, and was thrilled to find it empty! I used three of the five washers and was happy to see they were different from the ones I had used on the Fantasy a few years ago. Instead of a central panel where you swiped your Key to the World card to start the machines, here you swiped on the machine itself. The confusing part is that you must then press “start” on the swiper box, AND on the washer or dryer! I chatted later with a woman who had neglected to do so and was so wrapped up in her book that she didn’t notice her machine wasn’t running. The washers and dryers cost $2 each, with the washers taking approximately twenty-five minutes and the dryers forty-five, creating a bit of a back-up at times. Soap and fabric softener are available for purchase (I’m not sure if they were $1 or $2), but I was trying “Washeze” sheets I purchased on Amazon – a single sheet goes into the washer, then into the dryer as well, to wash, soften, and decrease static. I was very pleased with them, and I will use them again. I was afraid they might over-soap the washers, which are very small, but there was nothing at all to worry about. The socks and heavier items didn’t get fully dry in one session, though, so I put them in for a second trip and went up to the room to hang up what I had.

Mark was up and showered, so we went to Triton’s for breakfast. I took a photo of the menu but not the food because I had to go get those pesky socks… I had the French Toast Stack and didn’t regret it at all!









We returned to the room to finish putting away the laundry and to get Mark’s things for his excursion: camera, phone, bottled water… He was doing the CT04 Historic Cartagena and Old City Walking Tour. His tour group was meeting in the Azure lounge, so I walked him downstairs and wished him good luck. I’ll review his day in Cartagena in part two.

I went on to the atrium to meet Mickey and Pals, a rather rare gathering of four of the Fab 5 (was Minnie out shopping already?!) where we got photos only; there was no time for autographs.





Afterward, I went back to the room for my shower, then tried to find a quiet indoor place to read. The atrium was quiet at the time I sat down, but it quickly became very noisy, and they were playing Latin music since we were in Colombia, instead of the usual Disney music I love. I moved up to Shutters on deck four, where the air conditioner was set on “meat locker” and the Disney tunes were playing! I finished “Free Days With George” and ran up to the pool deck for some ice water but somehow a pina colada ice cream cone found its way into my mouth too. Funny how that happens…

Back down in the room, I began setting up for the Cabin Crawl we would have later in the afternoon. This was another great activity organized by our Facebook group. Mark and I had volunteered our Secret Porthole Cabin for the crawl so people interested in seeing different types of cabins could see one first-hand. I believe we had nine different types of cabins in total, from inside to verandah to a one-bedroom suite; we would see a Navigator’s verandah and the verandah on an accessible room that was probably bigger than our cabin! But first I had to decorate. I bought some “Little Secrets” candies on Amazon to offer as treats in our “Secret Porthole” room, and I borrowed some bowls and spoons from Cabanas for the day.





Next, I made my own “towlie” to remind people later of which Secret Porthole room they had seen, because the view is different in each. I had seen Wall-E online, made from the room’s life jacket, and I knew I had to make one! His tracks took me a while, and his head fell off a couple of times, but I loved him, and more people took photos of him than they did of the view!




While all those crazy people were out in Cartagena in the blistering sun, we “cool kids” who stayed indoors in the air conditioning met for lunch in Triton’s (again, scheduled in advance in our group). We had over two dozen people for lunch and had a nice meal together! It was hard to believe it was day number six and I was still meeting new people from the group!




My lunch was the Shrimp Wontons – excellent!





Thyme Red Wine Braised Beef Short Ribs – very tasty





And Caramel Pecan Cheesecake.




Another light meal, right?...


Back in the room, Mark returned looking a little disheveled but no worse for the wear. We chatted and rested for a bit, then went to deck four to watch the runners trying to make the all-aboard at 2:45. We had a few people make it just with minutes to spare! Adam and Shonna were there again as well – Adam seems to enjoy this sport, as we traded stories we had seen on You Tube involving near-misses and actual misses!

Our group in the Cabin Crawl was meeting outside the Buena Vista Theater at 3:15, with other groups departing every five minutes. This first group was all the room hosts, so when we showed our room to this group we would stay behind to host the next group. When the last group came we joined them to complete our tour. Joh had arranged this and drawn up the map and directions for each group and she did a fantastic job – this was one of my favorite activities on the whole cruise! We were the third stop on the tour, so after seeing Thea’s room, then Joh’s, we waited for our guests to arrive. One by one the groups came to see our room, ranging from five to maybe ten people; there were never more people than would comfortably fit in the room. We joined the last group, and as all the other hosts continued to do so our group became huge – at the last room, the one-bedroom suite, we were up to thirty-one people! It took two hours in total, and left us with twenty minutes to freshen up for dinner!

Tonight we were back in Animator’s for the Seasons menu:







My appetizer was the Seafood Sampler:




And not finding anything to my liking on the main menu, I chose the Grilled Sirloin from the Lighter Offerings menu:




Our bread service tonight was a “marbled loaf” and some bonus banana bread!




So many good dessert choices tonight!! Why did they take away the Sweet Temptations tasting servings?!




I chose the poached pear for dessert and enjoyed it, but it could have benefitted from a little more spice.




As we were waiting for dessert another member of the Facebook group came up to give me a gift – the Golden Q-tip award! It springs from some random thoughts I had one evening, wondering how many Q-tips these two thousand passengers would be bringing on board with them… How much did all those Q-tips weigh?! If we put them all together, how big would that Q-tip be?... And of course, I did the math. They weigh about twenty-four pounds, and laid end-to-end, would run the full length of the ship from bow to stern seven and a quarter times. You’re welcome.


Ladies and gentlemen, my new friend Louise, and the Golden Q-tip award:




And I wonder why I have trouble sleeping…


We reviewed the Panama Canal information Agung left for us, and the elephant and I called it a day around nine, because I wanted to be up around five tomorrow for the crossing.

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HOT, HOT, HOT! - MARK'S DAY IN CARTAGENA April 28, part two


As I mentioned, Mark chose the Historic Cartagena and Old Town Walking tour. It is described as being 3-1/2 to 4 hours in length and meant for those who can tolerate moderate activity. Here’s a link to the description on DCL’s website:

https://disneycruise.disney.go.com/...-colombia-historic-and-old-city-walking-tour/


Mark said it wasn’t so much a walking tour, as it was a bus tour where you got off to walk around for fifteen to twenty minutes. He said they went to two museums (gold, and the Inquisition) and three or four other buses were always going to the same places. His tour guide was hard to hear over the other guides. Overall, he was not pleased with his tour, especially considering it cost $42. He also learned you are expected to tip in the washrooms in foreign countries, so take along some small bills!


He took some lovely photographs, though, so here are what I considered to be the best of the lot.









































 
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I just started reading your report last night b/c I have to live vicariously through the longer-length cruise trip reports. :) I'm really enjoying it!

And then I just about snorted my coffee at the part about the elaborately dressed lady!! Unless there are a bunch of ladies who do this, she was on our 7-day Wonder cruise over this past New Year's! We couldn't get over how she matched Minnie (always Minnie), whether it was an exact replica she'd had custom made or very closely mimicked similar dress. Every.single.outfit. My parents were beyond fascinated by her and her mom, partially b/c of the outfit thing and how her mom followed her around accommodating it all, and partially b/c those 2 little Japanese ladies could put it away in the buffet. They would some times see them there and first remark on the height of the food on the plates, and then add "well, I guess we know what Minnie is wearing today!" I was just telling DH what you wrote, and he said they must be loaded to go on all these cruises and pay for all these outfits. My dad jokingly asked me a while back if I thought the Japanese lady and her mom would be on our Alaskan cruise next summer... and maybe they will be!! It's something we'll never forget, that's for sure. Now I wonder if she's some well-known Japanese Disney blogger or something. That or a Super-Fan, that's for sure!

The Mystery Lady made it into this young woman's trip report too ... and she got some info about her! And a photo! I bet it's the same woman...


https://www.disboards.com/threads/d...erformers-wbpc-2017-tr.3603411/#post-57604031
 
I just started reading your report last night b/c I have to live vicariously through the longer-length cruise trip reports. :) I'm really enjoying it!

And then I just about snorted my coffee at the part about the elaborately dressed lady!! Unless there are a bunch of ladies who do this, she was on our 7-day Wonder cruise over this past New Year's! We couldn't get over how she matched Minnie (always Minnie), whether it was an exact replica she'd had custom made or very closely mimicked similar dress. Every.single.outfit. My parents were beyond fascinated by her and her mom, partially b/c of the outfit thing and how her mom followed her around accommodating it all, and partially b/c those 2 little Japanese ladies could put it away in the buffet. They would some times see them there and first remark on the height of the food on the plates, and then add "well, I guess we know what Minnie is wearing today!" I was just telling DH what you wrote, and he said they must be loaded to go on all these cruises and pay for all these outfits. My dad jokingly asked me a while back if I thought the Japanese lady and her mom would be on our Alaskan cruise next summer... and maybe they will be!! It's something we'll never forget, that's for sure. Now I wonder if she's some well-known Japanese Disney blogger or something. That or a Super-Fan, that's for sure!


We had 2 Japanese girls on our Alaska cruise that dressed like Minnie in all her outfits. We had a good time looking for them just to see what outfits they were wearing. Minnie's Alaska outfit in her fur lined parka and boots was my favorite one they wore!
 


We had 2 Japanese girls on our Alaska cruise that dressed like Minnie in all her outfits. We had a good time looking for them just to see what outfits they were wearing. Minnie's Alaska outfit in her fur lined parka and boots was my favorite one they wore!
The Mystery Lady made it into this young woman's trip report too ... and she got some info about her! And a photo! I bet it's the same woman...


https://www.disboards.com/threads/d...erformers-wbpc-2017-tr.3603411/#post-57604031

Disney would be crazy not to base one of the new ships near Japan. So many big fans! In our case, it was definitely not two girls - just the one with (we assumed) her mom. I will admit that I was mostly looking at her outfits and not so much her face, but DH is absolutely positive that the Panama Canal girl is the same one as our NYE cruise based upon that photo in the other thread!

I would love to see her in Minnie's parka outfit!!
 


nice report! I booked my parents a secret porthole room for our trip next month on the Wonder! On deck 6 though, but it was nice to see your report.
Funny about the lady on the beach...
 
THE SUN IS SHINING AND THE TANK IS CLEAN! –Panama Canal Transit, part one – April 29



Today’s the day! – the day we cross through the Panama Canal. I reluctantly dragged myself out of bed at five o’clock, since the captain had announced we would enter the first of the three Agua Clara locks at 7:30. We were slowly crawling through a nautical parking lot – there were ships everywhere! But we had paid that ten percent premium, so we went to the front of the line. After a quick shower we went up to deck ten to assess the situation.






At six a.m. the human zoo was already two people deep at the bow, and I wasn’t going to be able to tolerate that, so while Mark took a few photos I ducked behind the windscreen, where they were offering coffee and pastries. Not ice water, where it’s so hot your sweat is sweating, but coffee...seriously?!


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Our plan for the day was to stay fluid, moving around the ship to see our transit from all angles, knowing that those early birds at the bow would drop like flies before noon. After a quick breakfast at Cabanas we walked up to deck ten again but it was too hot and very crowded, so we quickly went down to deck four to watch us actually enter the locks. But first we got a few photos. They’re building a new bridge right at the approach to the locks.




Here you can see us approaching the new locks on the left, with the original locks to the right. That little “drainage ditch” at the twelve o’clock position is the French attempt at digging a canal.




Where the “mules” keep the ships centered in the original locks, the expansion locks use these neat tugboats, with one on the bow and one on the stern all the way through the locks. Two others joined in to push from the side to properly align us to enter the lock.




The green and red arrow is used in the original locks to tell the pilots which lane to use, but there is only one lane here in the expanded locks. The position of the arrow is in both sets of locks to give messages to the pilots, such as “lock is closed.”







See the black bumpers near the top of the lock wall? They’re pretty beat up already, from those super huge container ships.



You can see it better in this photo – some of the bumpers have been sheared right off.




The Canal Pilot had come aboard earlier, and as we neared the locks we saw the line handlers board. As they walked past us toward the aft end of the ship they all smiled and said “Welcome to Panama!” I imagine they were pretty proud to be part of it, and I hope they got their pictures taken with Mickey Mouse. Kathy told us later at dinner that she saw them running down the deck to get off the ship in time, with big “Disney Cruise Line” bags in hand!

Our new friends Daniel and Adam joined us on deck four, and we took some selfies and photos of each other. I appreciated their perspective on the new locks, since they had gone through the original locks in 2015. We were about eight feet from the wall of the lock, but Daniel said in the original canal they had only a few inches clearance. He said you could literally have reached out and touched someone standing on the ground. Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad I went on this trip, but I need to see the original locks too, and I’m investigating a partial transit on Princess.



As Disney had done in the past, they had photographers on land taking photos of us in the canal; you got their attention by waving. Since these photos weren’t linked to your room key, we had to look through all of them to find ours, and it was really fun seeing all those photos.



Everyone was waving at us – there were lots of workers on the canal, but there were also people stopped on the road, and lots of people in the viewing tower by the third lock – they even had Disney music playing there on their loudspeaker! We also ended up being in this video…

http://dclnews.com/videos/2017/04/3...ger-vessel-to-transit-new-panama-canal-locks/


…because the lady on the far left in this photograph was yelling “Keep waving!”



So we did. Here’s a screenshot of the two of us, on the far right – we were there on the first cruise ship to transit the new locks, and we can prove it!





Throughout the transit, narration was provided in all the public areas by a man named Ed Paulk. I was shocked that Captain Puckett wasn’t providing commentary, as he was an expert in the field. I also found Ed’s voice tremendously distracting, as he sounded very much like he was from the Midwest as well; I imagined him more at home announcing the prizewinning heifer at the Indiana State Fair. His narration was, to me, more an intrusion on the experience than an enhancement.


This is a screenshot from the Canal’s official video showing the flags we flew during the transit. The ship is flagged in the Bahamas, so it flies the Bahamian flag at all times. It is customary to honor the host country by flying their colors in port, so the Panamanian flag flies as well. The signal flags by the cruise line’s flag have meaning to the other ships, and to the Canal workers. From top to bottom, the red and white letter “H” flag means we have a pilot on board. Below that are flags for the number one and the number six, meaning we are the sixteenth ship to cross from our side. The Zulu flag (letter “Z”) on the bottom notes our priority passage.





We stayed on the port side for the first and second locks, then walked over to the starboard side for the third lock so we could see the original locks and the water saving basins used in the expansion.


We followed this container ship all day.





We were offered sustenance, which was very thoughtful of Disney. Later in the afternoon, as the heat and rain made the bow rail a sauna, they passed out ponchos and popsicles.

 
We had 2 Japanese girls on our Alaska cruise that dressed like Minnie in all her outfits. We had a good time looking for them just to see what outfits they were wearing. Minnie's Alaska outfit in her fur lined parka and boots was my favorite one they wore!
I saw them pretty much everytime I saw a character. I actually have a picture of the daughter in my TR with Raani of the cruise staff.

Anyway, nice TR so far
 
I just started reading your report last night b/c I have to live vicariously through the longer-length cruise trip reports. :) I'm really enjoying it!

And then I just about snorted my coffee at the part about the elaborately dressed lady!! Unless there are a bunch of ladies who do this, she was on our 7-day Wonder cruise over this past New Year's! We couldn't get over how she matched Minnie (always Minnie), whether it was an exact replica she'd had custom made or very closely mimicked similar dress. Every.single.outfit. My parents were beyond fascinated by her and her mom, partially b/c of the outfit thing and how her mom followed her around accommodating it all, and partially b/c those 2 little Japanese ladies could put it away in the buffet. They would some times see them there and first remark on the height of the food on the plates, and then add "well, I guess we know what Minnie is wearing today!" I was just telling DH what you wrote, and he said they must be loaded to go on all these cruises and pay for all these outfits. My dad jokingly asked me a while back if I thought the Japanese lady and her mom would be on our Alaskan cruise next summer... and maybe they will be!! It's something we'll never forget, that's for sure. Now I wonder if she's some well-known Japanese Disney blogger or something. That or a Super-Fan, that's for sure!

I will look at the other trip report you linked, but we also chatted with someone in line who knew a little on these ladies...we were told it's Cosplay - costume play - that is very popular in Japan. Also, that she sells her photos! Now, this is all heresay, but she makes her costumes, and she was on deck 2. I was convinced she had a Roy or Walt Suite to house all her costumes!

thank you for posting all those wonderful PC pictures! WOW! great photos!

and for the photo of those fab candies that you had in your room...I've been meaning to ask you again. your stateroom was so nicely done up for the crawl, we loved it!!

and .....drumroll.....your q-tip award....:tongue: (I gifted your FE with additional q-tips and their exact weight for your calculations....did you get those?)
 
(I gifted your FE with additional q-tips and their exact weight for your calculations....did you get those?)

It was you?! I was convinced Joh had done it, since they were in my FE at the same time as some things from her!

I still laugh over those!!!!
 
IT’S A JUNGLE OUT THERE – Panama Canal Transit, part two – April 29



We cleared the Agua Clara locks around 9:45, entering Gatun Lake.






It’s named for the town of Gatun, which was flooded to create the lake linking the Atlantic and Pacific locks. Can you imagine those poor people being told their homes were being taken and their town flooded, by people they didn’t know, from a place they had never heard of? The “islands” you see in the lake are actually the hilltops of the town. And don’t forget, this is also the final resting place of very many workmen… Because of all my research, I found the trip through the lake to be a little sobering.




As we entered the lake I was in need of some air conditioning, so I went to the room to grab our passports from the safe. Panamanian representatives were on board, stamping passports from 9:30 to 2:00 at the Port Adventures desk. The line was very long, but it moved quickly. I chose to have us stamped on the page that has a riverboat scene.




I rested in the room for a bit afterward; I was hungry, but there was no lunch available yet – it was only 10:30! Mark wanted to do the Art of the Theme walking tour at eleven, so I napped a bit after he left. Twenty minutes later he was back, having bailed on the tour because they wouldn’t be seeing any backstage areas, which is what he was hoping for. Lunch was at Cabanas, and we were greeted by our dining room server Duran, dancing as he worked the paper towel station. He said they were featuring Scandanavian Meatloaf today – imagine Ikea’s meatballs, in loaf form. All I needed was lingonberry sauce. Dessert was pineapple-coconut ice cream and some molten chocolate lava cake.








We roamed around a while after lunch, and split up when Mark wanted to rejoin the herd at the rail on decks nine and ten. I told him I would wander deck four for a while, then settle in one place there so he could find me. All kinds of characters wanted to be part of the Canal Experience!







There was a good deal of traffic today.













We had groupies!!




These range finders help the pilots navigate safely through the lake. Captain Puckett said one set is for traveling alone, and the other is if you are passing by someone going the opposite direction. You need to position yourself so the two markers align and make a single straight line (this is only half the set - the other two are closer to us). It keeps the ship out of the shallow parts, where they could run aground.






This is the Culebra Cut, where the workers gouged out the center of the mountain, so we could sail through. These stair step cuts go up both sides. My reading was full of horror stories about deaths from both dynamite exploding from the heat in the area, and landslides from Panama’s torrential rains. Speaking of rain, those gray clouds were starting to spit rain, so I went up to the room to grab some ponchos.





Mark got some nice photos of the Centennial Bridge from the upper decks. Note the range markers!

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Mark never texted or came down to deck four for me, so when Ed announced we were nearing the entrance of the Cocoli locks I went up to deck ten. It was raining now, so I found a spot on the rail on the starboard side of the bow. I saw Mark and waved him over to where I was, not-so-gently reminding him that he never came to find me. I believe my exact words were “Tell Pluto to move over, because you’re in the doghouse.” His get-out-of-jail-free card was all the great photos he was able to take.










Inside the first lock, Ed announced that we would be stopped there for a “brief” ceremony to exchange plaques with Canal officials to commemorate our being the first cruise ship through the new locks. That brief ceremony was every bit of forty-five minutes! But as we were looking down at the people waiting to board for the ceremony I noticed a largish white man who had a white oval nametag on his left breast. I told Mark “I think that’s Karl Holz!” We took some cell phone photos and enlarged them so we could see better, and sure enough, it was him! It’s nice that he could be a part of this before he retires. As we waited for the end of the ceremony we noticed a drone flying over us several times, filming our crossing.

We got a good look at the water-saving basins and the original locks; this red ship was another one of our travelling companions for the day.





As we passed into the second lock I went down to deck three, to the large portholes outside Azure. I wanted to get a time lapse video but I couldn’t figure out how to do it. So here, in still photos, is how much we moved in four minutes.








It was five o’clock, and dinner time was coming up. I was too tired to care about going under the Bridge of the Americas, and with the delay for the ceremony, it was probably going to happen in the middle of our dinner time. I chose to go back to the room to rest and freshen up, since my naturally curly hair had given up the fight, and my clothes were soggy. Dinner was in Tiana’s Place, where they were featuring lobster on the ‘Panama Canal’ menu. There were lots of empty tables tonight, and two of our own table mates didn’t come to dinner.


After dinner we ran into a gaggle of our Facebook friends in the Promenade Lounge; they had their own corner for “wine down” time every night! Moving on to the atrium, we posed for some green screen photos to commemorate our Canal transit, but they posed us in weird ways and I knew I wouldn’t like the finished product. We were curious to see if this morning’s Canal crossing photos were available yet, so we walked up to Shutters, only to learn they weren’t posted yet.

I was pretty worn out, so I went to the room to call it a day. I would have enjoyed a Mickey ice cream bar, but I had jumped into my jammies already and didn’t want to scar some poor room service waiter for life by making him see THAT, so I went without. In fact, I hadn’t had a single Mickey bar yet…and I had brought along about a hundred one dollar bills for room service tips! Anyway, Mark changed his clothes to take a walk on the upper decks while we were refueling.




Later, he fell asleep on the couch while we were watching Ratatouille. There was a crew party tonight on the forward part of our deck, so I worried about extra noise from the crew door across from us. I never heard a thing, and was asleep by nine. Our towelie tonight was accompanied by certificates to commemorate our transit, and a certificate for Mark “swimming the Panama Canal” (in the Goofy pool!)


 
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Really enjoying your trip report! Looks like you had a fabulous time on your cruise and you really enjoy life!
 
I loved reading your first entires, and cannot wait for more! We are thinking of the PC cruise in the next couple of years (we have Bahamas in November and Alaska in May, 2018). Our daughter is intrigued, and will be a teen when we go.

How was the Hummingbird cake?

Thank you! I'm thrilled to have so many readers!

Oh, the Hummingbird Cake! It a big hunk of heaven on a plate! It's a very dense banana cake with bits of pineapple, and cream cheese icing half an inch thick on each of its three layers. I do t know what I paid for it, but it was worth it.....
 

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