The Boa Brigade: New Appointments to the Realm!

[MeanLaureen]

Minions?? I haven't heard that word since I dated that minister (he called the congregation of his church his minions )

This Goddess doesn't do minion

 

[Raulandpinboy]

Nobody calls us Minions especially Lauri (Who is the Goddess of the Collector's Board and everyone should send their pins to) and gets away with it.

No really I'm surprised she didn't edit you into Hades… hmmmm must be just me then. Of course it's just me.. I've been a naughty boy.. I've spent the entire day bumming around and not singing the praises of Mean Laureen

Anyway (slap slap) I challenge you to duel, rubber pinbacks at 20 paces.

Mind you sir I have been married 19 years I welcome death

Sigh now its just a battle of who has the fastest server Has anyone seen my Powderpuff girls underroos?!? or is mean Laureen wearing them again.. oh well, doesn't matter because I have a nice pair of teletubby ones that I can wear instead!

 

[GotAnyPins]

aren't Minions something you eat and it leaves you w/ bad breath????

 

[BeautyLLM]

Hades is dull
Hades is small
His flame will be extinguished, when he takes the fall!

The Boa Brigade bows to NO ONE....Be gone!

 

[yardhaunter]

Originally posted by Tinkerbel129
Tis what is Miss Mermie doing up this late, thy should be in asleep in her chamber, dreaming sweet dreams.

She tried to sleep, but repeatedly woke up screaming "NO! The LOINCLOTH! Well, Loin APRON for you, Daddy." Evidently she simply couldn't sleep without the nightmares creeping in. Poor child, she's been pretty traumatized ever since that little 'George of the Jungle' episode back at the old house. But, hey... everyone ended up in the pool, so we figgered that she enjoyed it. Who knew? Oh well, if it's therapeutic for her to get up in the middle of the night screaming only to find solace in posting on the DIS board, who am I to interfere? I guess I'll have to close my door the rest of the way. Besides, she enjoys that time late at night, when she brushes her long hair, gazing longingly out the window, muttering "Rapunzel. I'll show them. Soon...". Funny - it's a first floor window, too.

Oh well.

 

[yardhaunter]

Originally posted by GotAnyPins
aren't Minions something you eat and it leaves you w/ bad breath????

D@mn, lady, I don't believe I'da told that...

 

[buggin']

Funny...I always thought they were onions.

Buggin'
Amber

 

[GotAnyPins]

NEVER MIND!!!!!!

 

[BeautyLLM]

The Queen will be away from the Realm today at Foxwoods Casino, making money for pins and seeing Barry Manilow .

She will be back late tonight with the announcement of several royal appointments and decrees !!

 

[olbear]

Might I be given the honor of Royal musician, since music is my "thang".

Repectfully submitted to their majesties,
Winnie

 

[chef's wife]

D'ost not the Royal court need a Royal chef, humble servant and purveyor of culinary delights? You mustn't forget his baudy wench, the chef's wife, cleaner and fluffer of the Royal Boas! The Royal chef also doubles as the teller of the Royal dirty jokes. (Kinda like the court jester without the outfit and funny hat)

Michelle

 

[mermie]

So...I can't leave the boards for one night without someone starting a pin duel.

[SIGH]

Okay, I need a title, and I don't think "Royal entertainer" will work. What about "Royal loafer"? Nah. Any suggestions?

By the way, I'm getting a bit confused.

Could someone please post a list of everyone and their titles?

It would mean dire consequences if I messed it up...

~Heather

 

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

Yes, it would, Heather ..... that would make you subject to editing by MeanLaureen, and just ask Raul about that!

 

[yardhaunter]

Originally posted by mermie
Okay, I need a title, and I don't think "Royal entertainer" will work. What about "Royal loafer"? Nah. Any suggestions?

~Heather

For you? Royal Pain in the Butt.

Why aren't you working?

 

[BeautyLLM]

BY ROYAL DECREE

The Queen would like to announce the following appointments to the Royal Court of the Realm of the Boa Brigade. Henceforth, these loyal members of the Boa Brigade will be known by these names....

Olbear shall be Lady Winnie, Court Minstrel, known far and wide for her musical talents

Mermie shall be Lady Heather, Court Thespian who will be on call for command performances of the trials and tribulations of Sir Eddie

Cherry shall be Lady Cherry, Keeper of Royal Protocol, researcher and knower of words like prithee and such

Oneohone shall be Lady Crystal, Court Poet and scribe

Chef Manny shall be Sir Manny, Master Chef to the Realm (can't wait to see what he cooks up)

Chef's Wife shall be Lady Michelle, Keeper of Chef Manny (who will make sure that he tells not a dirty joke or he will have to answer to Lady Cherry!)

Ismetoo shall be known as Lady Lauree, Keeper of Court Insanity, who will always make sure we don't take ourselves too seriously.

So let it be written, so let it be done!
(ok, I got this from The Ten Commandments)

The Queen

 

[Tinkerbel129]

CONGRATS!!!


To all of thy latest appointments to the realm.

 

[Engr-Chas]

I, Engr-Chas, Lord of the Dance err I mean the Dead Hereby decree that

Queen BeautyLLM Shall Be Known as The Slicer of the Royal Bologna and while you are at it can you put it between 2 slices of bread with mayo on it!

Does she EVER stop with the Royal Babble?? High Maintainance!!

Charles

 

[olbear]

I bow in humble gratitude for this appointment. And shall doest my bestest to makest thoughest proudeth. How's thateth?

Lady Winnie Lalala!!!

 

[BeautyLLM]

The Queen has decided that Engr-Chas is sad because he has not been given a royal appointment, so henceforth he shall be Sir Chas, Royal Gong Farmer of the Realm. For those of you prithee to know, this is a very important job....cleaner of the latrines....

 

[Mickey527]

Ok Queenie, I saw you today at yon pin meet (lunch) and could not decide whether I had to bow or kiss the rings, so I sat quickly down and never made eye contact again.
But someday I will be amongst you at a gathering of the pins and am rightly prepared.
Today I went to the fields of yon mall and made the purchase of my necessary attire for such gatherings.
I now am the proud owner of feathers of naked black and red maribou. I willst do my Mickey man proud to be wearing his colors. Peggie