BY ROYAL DECREE
The Queen would like to announce the following appointments to the Royal Court of the Realm of the Boa Brigade. Henceforth, these loyal members of the Boa Brigade will be known by these names....
Olbear shall be Lady Winnie, Court Minstrel, known far and wide for her musical talents
Mermie shall be Lady Heather, Court Thespian who will be on call for command performances of the trials and tribulations of Sir Eddie
Cherry shall be Lady Cherry, Keeper of Royal Protocol, researcher and knower of words like prithee and such
Oneohone shall be Lady Crystal, Court Poet and scribe
Chef Manny shall be Sir Manny, Master Chef to the Realm (can't wait to see what he cooks up)
Chef's Wife shall be Lady Michelle, Keeper of Chef Manny (who will make sure that he tells not a dirty joke or he will have to answer to Lady Cherry!)
Ismetoo shall be known as Lady Lauree, Keeper of Court Insanity, who will always make sure we don't take ourselves too seriously.
So let it be written, so let it be done!
(ok, I got this from The Ten Commandments)
The Queen